{"id":296,"date":"2003-11-28T15:07:44","date_gmt":"2003-11-28T15:07:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=296"},"modified":"2003-11-28T15:07:44","modified_gmt":"2003-11-28T15:07:44","slug":"turn_it_off_bef","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=296","title":{"rendered":"Turn It Off Before I Go Blind!"},"content":{"rendered":"

I was watching the Cowboys-Dolphins game yesterday and the halftime show was one of the most nauseating, over-the-top displays of jingoism I have ever seen on television. I think the performer was Toby Keith and he was singing some god-awful lyrics that basically boiled down to rejoicing in kicking some Ay-rab ass. And then there were the fireworks and the flags and the gyrating cheerleaders. I’m usually not one to object to gyrating cheerleaders, but it seemed rather incongruous with the lyrics of the song. Maybe my neck just isn’t red enough to get the whole ambiance Mr. Keith was attempting to create.
\nNew DVD Format Approved<\/a>. Great. Guess I should start saving up for replacing my current DVD library. Bastards.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I was watching the Cowboys-Dolphins game yesterday and the halftime show was one of the most nauseating, over-the-top displays of jingoism I have ever seen on television. I think the performer was Toby Keith and he was singing some god-awful lyrics that basically boiled down to rejoicing in kicking some Ay-rab ass. And then there […]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-296","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-4M","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=296"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}