{"id":3062,"date":"2011-11-07T19:03:53","date_gmt":"2011-11-07T19:03:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=3062"},"modified":"2011-11-07T19:03:53","modified_gmt":"2011-11-07T19:03:53","slug":"slobber_attachm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=3062","title":{"rendered":"Slobber Attachment Sold Separately"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Robots could potentially do plenty of jobs better than humans, but guide dogs can probably sleep soundly tonight knowing that their jobs are secure. Despite <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5856677\/slow-moving-robot-guide-dog-is-no-threat-to-canines-yet\" target=\"_self\">Japanese efforts to create a robotic guide dog<\/a> (is there any function the Japanese won&#8217;t hand over to robots?), their creation is too pokey and awkward to be of practical use. And even if they perfect it enough to one day be a viable replacement for a dog, it probably won&#8217;t be inclined to snuggle with its master on the sofa.<\/p>\n<p>Complete tangent: whenever guide dogs are mentioned, I can&#8217;t help but think of this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/articles\/seeing-eye-dog-really-blows-off-some-steam-in-dog,21101\/\" target=\"_self\">brilliant <em>Onion <\/em>article<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Robots could potentially do plenty of jobs better than humans, but guide dogs can probably sleep soundly tonight knowing that their jobs are secure. Despite Japanese efforts to create a robotic guide dog (is there any function the Japanese won&#8217;t hand over to robots?), their creation is too pokey and awkward to be of practical <a href='https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=3062' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3062","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-No","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3062","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3062"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3062\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3062"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3062"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3062"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}