{"id":3128,"date":"2012-02-08T19:10:02","date_gmt":"2012-02-08T19:10:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=3128"},"modified":"2012-02-08T19:10:02","modified_gmt":"2012-02-08T19:10:02","slug":"now_is_the_wint","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=3128","title":{"rendered":"Now Is The Winter Of Your Discontent"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’d like to thank the Republican voters of Minnesota (as well as Colorado and Missouri) for handing a victory to Santorum<\/a>, ensuring that this circus of a nomination process will go on for at least another month. Your steadfast refusal to anoint Mittbot-9000 as your party’s standard bearer is both amusing and more than a little touching considering that Mittbot-9000 is still the overwhelming favorite. I’m also loving your renewed focus on gay marriage and contraception. I thought the culture wars had become pass\u00e9, but here you are all suited up for battle like it’s 2004. Adorable! In a world full of uncertainty, it’s comforting to know that conservative outrage is still predictable. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’d like to thank the Republican voters of Minnesota (as well as Colorado and Missouri) for handing a victory to Santorum, ensuring that this circus of a nomination process will go on for at least another month. Your steadfast refusal to anoint Mittbot-9000 as your party’s standard bearer is both amusing and more than a […]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3128","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-Os","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3128","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3128"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3128\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3128"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3128"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3128"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}