{"id":315,"date":"2003-12-15T19:48:23","date_gmt":"2003-12-15T19:48:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=315"},"modified":"2003-12-15T19:48:23","modified_gmt":"2003-12-15T19:48:23","slug":"curses_foiled_a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=315","title":{"rendered":"Curses, Foiled Again!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Crap.  I just wrote a post and the computer ate it.  Oh well.  It was funny and insightful and eloquent and now it&#8217;s gone.  Oh, the humanity!<br \/>\nAnyway.<br \/>\nI get to visit the doctor tomorrow afternoon.  I don&#8217;t have as many doctor appointments as you might expect.  For someone with my severity of disability, I&#8217;m remarkably stable.  So the purpose of this visit is simply to let my physician know that I&#8217;m still in the neighborhood.  I only wish there was an easy way to get some writing done while sitting in the waiting room.  I want a pair of glasses like that guy in the IBM commercial.  You know, the one where he&#8217;s sitting on a bench in Rome or Milan or wherever and trading stocks using a display on his eyeglasses, screaming &#8220;Buy it!  Buy it!&#8221; like he just snorted a noseful of crystal meth.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Crap. I just wrote a post and the computer ate it. Oh well. It was funny and insightful and eloquent and now it&#8217;s gone. Oh, the humanity! Anyway. I get to visit the doctor tomorrow afternoon. I don&#8217;t have as many doctor appointments as you might expect. For someone with my severity of disability, I&#8217;m <a href='https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=315' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-315","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-55","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/315","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=315"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/315\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=315"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=315"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=315"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}