{"id":3185,"date":"2012-03-12T19:17:48","date_gmt":"2012-03-13T01:17:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=3185"},"modified":"2012-03-12T19:17:48","modified_gmt":"2012-03-13T01:17:48","slug":"very-personal-essay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=3185","title":{"rendered":"Very Personal Essay"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Have you read the essay by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theawl.com\/2012\/03\/the-incident-report-or-the-time-i-broke-it\">the guy who broke his penis<\/a>? Because you really should if you haven&#8217;t. It&#8217;s funny and honest and even a little moving. It will also make you (a) really glad that you&#8217;ve never broken your penis (unless you have, in which case you have my sympathy) or (b) really glad that you don&#8217;t have a penis to break. The more squeamish or puritanical among you may object to this content, but I make no apologies. Good writing is good writing, whether it&#8217;s about a penis or not.<\/p>\n<p>I also believe I&#8217;ve just broken my personal record for the number of times &#8220;penis&#8221; appears in a single entry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you read the essay by the guy who broke his penis? Because you really should if you haven&#8217;t. It&#8217;s funny and honest and even a little moving. It will also make you (a) really glad that you&#8217;ve never broken your penis (unless you have, in which case you have my sympathy) or (b) really <a href='https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=3185' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3185","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous","category-16-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-Pn","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3185","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3185"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3185\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3186,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3185\/revisions\/3186"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3185"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3185"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3185"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}