{"id":322,"date":"2003-12-22T19:24:57","date_gmt":"2003-12-22T19:24:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=322"},"modified":"2003-12-22T19:24:57","modified_gmt":"2003-12-22T19:24:57","slug":"proof_positive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=322","title":{"rendered":"Proof Positive"},"content":{"rendered":"

As further proof that law school permanently warps your worldview, read this<\/a>.
\nAs further proof that the state of Texas is hopelessly trapped in the 19th century, read this<\/a>.
\nI tried a newer, more compact ventilator today. Unfortunately, it made me feel like I was hyperventilating, so I shan’t be using it again. Finding the right ventilator is a bit like a wine tasting. What may elicit rave reviews from one person may also elicit bitter distaste in another. I’ve been using the same model of ventilator<\/a> ever since I was trached. It’s a little bulky and kinda quaint with its analog dials, but it’s accompanied me on several plane trips, walks to school in raging storms, and excursions to numerous smoky bars without skipping a breath. My dream vent would be the size of an iPod and would be something I could simply stick over my tracheotomy, but for now, I’ll stick with what works.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

As further proof that law school permanently warps your worldview, read this. As further proof that the state of Texas is hopelessly trapped in the 19th century, read this. I tried a newer, more compact ventilator today. Unfortunately, it made me feel like I was hyperventilating, so I shan’t be using it again. Finding the […]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-322","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-5c","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/322","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=322"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/322\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=322"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=322"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=322"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}