{"id":341,"date":"2004-01-10T16:49:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-10T16:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=341"},"modified":"2004-01-10T16:49:00","modified_gmt":"2004-01-10T16:49:00","slug":"deans_alignment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=341","title":{"rendered":"Dean&#8217;s Alignment Is Chaotic Good"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is so funny.  An imaginative blogger has written an entry comparing the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ace-o-spades.blogspot.com\/2004_01_01_ace-o-spades_archive.html#107342255738179485\">Democratic presidential candidates to Dungeons &#038; Dragons<\/a> characters.  He says this about Kucinich:<br \/>\n<strong>If there&#8217;s one Democratic candidate who knows how many hit dice a Gelatinous Cube has, it&#8217;s Dennis Kucinich. You&#8217;ve gotta know that somewhere in the back of his one of his closets is a first-print copy of the Fiend Folio, pages stuck together with decade-old bong resin.<br \/>\nObviously, he&#8217;s a Druid. You know, the whole Commune with Nature thing; he&#8217;s like a Vegan, sickly-pale Beastmaster. He doesn&#8217;t actually fight monsters; instead, he casts one of his many Summon Squirrels spells, shouting out, &#8220;O, my Friends of the Silver Forest! Come to me, O Woodland Creatures! Protect me from this fell beast!&#8221; You know, that kind of pansy shit.<br \/>\n<\/strong><br \/>\nThe author fails to mention that Kucinich&#8217;s ears give a -2 hit to his Charisma stat..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is so funny. An imaginative blogger has written an entry comparing the Democratic presidential candidates to Dungeons &#038; Dragons characters. He says this about Kucinich: If there&#8217;s one Democratic candidate who knows how many hit dice a Gelatinous Cube has, it&#8217;s Dennis Kucinich. You&#8217;ve gotta know that somewhere in the back of his one <a href='https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=341' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-341","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-5v","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/341","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=341"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/341\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=341"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=341"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=341"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}