{"id":3516,"date":"2012-09-17T20:03:53","date_gmt":"2012-09-18T01:03:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=3516"},"modified":"2012-09-17T20:03:53","modified_gmt":"2012-09-18T01:03:53","slug":"all-us-moochers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=3516","title":{"rendered":"All Us Moochers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mitt Romney doesn&#8217;t want to waste his time on me. As he makes clear in the video below (which was <a href=\"http:\/\/www.motherjones.com\/politics\/2012\/09\/secret-video-romney-private-fundraiser\">leaked to <em>Mother Jones<\/em><\/a>), I&#8217;m just one more moocher who will vote for Obama because I&#8217;m a lazy, no-good moocher with a sense of entitlement. And everyone knows that Obama has the moocher vote locked up.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/XnB0NZzl5HA\" frameborder=\"0\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But Mark, he wasn&#8217;t talking about you. He was talking about those other people.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Yeah? Well, fuck you. How dare you question my moocher status. I&#8217;ll show you my Medical Assistance claims if you don&#8217;t believe me. I cost way more than a year of pre-school for a low-income kid. Way more than a Pell grant. Way more than your annual mortgage deduction. Way, way more than your grandma&#8217;s annual Social Security benefit. Compared to me, the rest of you moochers are a bunch of amateurs.<\/p>\n<p>For Romney, I&#8217;m a lost cause. No, he&#8217;s trying to get your vote. Because you&#8217;re not a moocher, right? You&#8217;ve never asked the government for a handout. You pay your taxes (just like me). you&#8217;re the apple of Romney&#8217;s soulless, cybernetic eye.<\/p>\n<p>But if Romney is elected, he&#8217;s going to learn that plenty of moochers wear nice suits and drive expensive cars. So I&#8217;m in good company.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mitt Romney doesn&#8217;t want to waste his time on me. As he makes clear in the video below (which was leaked to Mother Jones), I&#8217;m just one more moocher who will vote for Obama because I&#8217;m a lazy, no-good moocher with a sense of entitlement. And everyone knows that Obama has the moocher vote locked <a href='https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=3516' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3516","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","category-18-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-UI","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3516","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3516"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3516\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3517,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3516\/revisions\/3517"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3516"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3516"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3516"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}