{"id":3526,"date":"2012-09-21T19:33:09","date_gmt":"2012-09-22T00:33:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=3526"},"modified":"2012-09-21T19:33:09","modified_gmt":"2012-09-22T00:33:09","slug":"not-enough-spiders","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=3526","title":{"rendered":"Not Enough Spiders"},"content":{"rendered":"

The latest trailer for The Hobbit<\/em><\/a> is suitably epic, although I\u2019m disappointed in the apparent absence of Mirkwood spiders. I\u2019m guessing we won\u2019t see them until the second installment. This whole turning-one-book-into-a-trilogy business still strikes me as a dubious proposition. The dragon Smaug is featured in only a few pages of the novel, which makes me wonder whether Peter Jackson will significantly expand his role in the final chapter. Or Gollum\u2019s, for that matter. But as long as we don\u2019t get scene after scene of slapstick dwarves, I\u2019m sure the first chapter will more than exceed my standards for awesomeness.<\/wbr><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The latest trailer for The Hobbit is suitably epic, although I\u2019m disappointed in the apparent absence of Mirkwood spiders. I\u2019m guessing we won\u2019t see them until the second installment. This whole turning-one-book-into-a-trilogy business still strikes me as a dubious proposition. The dragon Smaug is featured in only a few pages of the novel, which makes […]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[17,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3526","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geeking-out","category-movies","category-17-id","category-23-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-US","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3526","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3526"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3526\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3527,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3526\/revisions\/3527"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3526"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3526"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3526"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}