{"id":3627,"date":"2012-11-20T20:21:21","date_gmt":"2012-11-21T02:21:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=3627"},"modified":"2012-11-20T20:21:21","modified_gmt":"2012-11-21T02:21:21","slug":"scientists-are-such-teases","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=3627","title":{"rendered":"Scientists Are Such Teases"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>NASA is hinting that the Curiosity rover <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/wiredscience\/2012\/11\/curiosity-historic-news-organics\/\">has made a major discovery<\/a>, but the agency is being coy about the details. Unless it&#8217;s an ancient crashed starship or a monolith, I&#8217;ll be disappointed. More likely, it will be more equivocating about how Mars may have once had a pond or something. Unless it has something to do with <a href=\"http:\/\/io9.com\/5962233\/what-did-curiosity-discover-on-mars-twitter-has-some-ideas\">Twinkies<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NASA is hinting that the Curiosity rover has made a major discovery, but the agency is being coy about the details. Unless it&#8217;s an ancient crashed starship or a monolith, I&#8217;ll be disappointed. More likely, it will be more equivocating about how Mars may have once had a pond or something. Unless it has something <a href='https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=3627' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3627","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-science","category-19-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-Wv","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3627","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3627"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3627\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3628,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3627\/revisions\/3628"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3627"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3627"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3627"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}