{"id":364,"date":"2004-02-01T22:13:14","date_gmt":"2004-02-01T22:13:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=364"},"modified":"2004-02-01T22:13:14","modified_gmt":"2004-02-01T22:13:14","slug":"and_now_a_word","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=364","title":{"rendered":"And Now A Word From Our Sponsors"},"content":{"rendered":"

For the first 27 minutes or so of the Super Bowl, I was worried. I was worried that it would be another soporific (see, I got mad vocab skillz!) affair with a final score of something like 7-3. But the game picked up in the second half and Carolina almost pulled off an upset. I didn’t really care who won, but it would have been nice to see a new team added to the list of champions. And am I the only one who thought most of the commercials sucked big time? A beer commercial based on a fart joke? Which marketing firm phoned that one in? The only one I found amusing was the Shards o’ Glass Freeze Pops<\/a>, a spoof on anti-smoking ads by the tobacco companies. It was funny and original.
\nUgh. I ate too many Pringles. Pringles are one of my favorite junk foods because they have just the right texture for my limited chewing dexterity. I will now await compensation from the Pringles conglomerate for plugging their product on my website.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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