{"id":411,"date":"2004-03-16T20:56:56","date_gmt":"2004-03-16T20:56:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=411"},"modified":"2004-03-16T20:56:56","modified_gmt":"2004-03-16T20:56:56","slug":"price_gouging","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=411","title":{"rendered":"Price Gouging"},"content":{"rendered":"

My plane tickets arrived in the mail today. It made my trip suddenly feel a bit more real. But goddamn, why is it so expensive to rent an accessible van? A hundred bucks a day! For that much, it better come with a DVD player and a frickin’ jacuzzi in the back. By the way, what’s the deal with watching porn in the car<\/a>? As if people weren’t distracted enough while driving by cellphones, eating, doing their makeup, etc. Now I have to watch out for the sexually frustrated middle-aged guy in his fully-accessorized Hummer who can’t watch his Asia Carrera<\/a> movies at home because his wife might find them.
\nUgh. What do I do at work all day? Write on the computer. What do I do when I get home? Write some more. Excuse me while I restore feeling to my wrist.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

My plane tickets arrived in the mail today. It made my trip suddenly feel a bit more real. But goddamn, why is it so expensive to rent an accessible van? A hundred bucks a day! For that much, it better come with a DVD player and a frickin’ jacuzzi in the back. By the way, […]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-411","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-6D","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/411","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=411"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/411\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=411"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=411"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=411"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}