{"id":414,"date":"2004-03-19T21:21:23","date_gmt":"2004-03-19T21:21:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=414"},"modified":"2004-03-19T21:21:23","modified_gmt":"2004-03-19T21:21:23","slug":"new_wheels","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=414","title":{"rendered":"New Wheels"},"content":{"rendered":"

I forgot to mention that my new wheelchair was finally approved by Medical Assistance, after only a year of waiting. I even got to pick out the color: Midnight Blue. I’m gonna be one stylin’ gimp in my bitchin’ new ride. I actually met one guy at a work function who had tricked out his wheelchair with neon running lights and speakers on the back of the seat. He must have spent hundreds of dollars on customizations. It was like something out of The Fast and the Furious<\/a>. You think you could make a movie about a bunch of badasses in souped-up wheelchairs, going around and robbing banks and blowing up cars that are illegally parked in disability spots? Maybe throw in a couple really hot sex scenes involving a Hoyer lift<\/a>? Would it sell tickets or is it more of a direct-to-video concept?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I forgot to mention that my new wheelchair was finally approved by Medical Assistance, after only a year of waiting. I even got to pick out the color: Midnight Blue. I’m gonna be one stylin’ gimp in my bitchin’ new ride. I actually met one guy at a work function who had tricked out his […]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-414","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-6G","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/414","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=414"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/414\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=414"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=414"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=414"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}