{"id":4140,"date":"2013-09-26T17:27:22","date_gmt":"2013-09-26T22:27:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=4140"},"modified":"2013-09-26T17:27:22","modified_gmt":"2013-09-26T22:27:22","slug":"flame-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=4140","title":{"rendered":"Flame On!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A young Turk in Detroit has assembled a homemade <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theverge.com\/2013\/9\/25\/4740634\/i3-detroit-and-the-joy-of-mind-controlled-flamethrowers\">mind-controlled flamethrower<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>This is pretty much the best news I&#8217;ve heard all year. I must contact this young man and persuade him to become one of my henchmen. I&#8217;ll even offer to put him in charge of the rest of the henchmen, contingent upon me actually recruiting other henchmen.<\/p>\n<p>Now, someone help me steeple my fingers so that I can do a proper evil laugh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A young Turk in Detroit has assembled a homemade mind-controlled flamethrower. This is pretty much the best news I&#8217;ve heard all year. I must contact this young man and persuade him to become one of my henchmen. I&#8217;ll even offer to put him in charge of the rest of the henchmen, contingent upon me actually <a href='https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=4140' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[14,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4140","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-disability","category-tech","category-14-id","category-10-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-14M","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4140","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4140"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4140\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4141,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4140\/revisions\/4141"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4140"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4140"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4140"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}