{"id":4471,"date":"2015-02-06T17:56:51","date_gmt":"2015-02-06T23:56:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=4471"},"modified":"2015-02-06T17:56:51","modified_gmt":"2015-02-06T23:56:51","slug":"celebrity-appearance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=4471","title":{"rendered":"Celebrity Appearance"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My new voicemail greeting is cooler than yours.<\/p>\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-4471-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/1233804.m4a?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/1233804.m4a\">http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/1233804.m4a<\/a><\/audio>\n<p>I gave money to LeVar Burton&#8217;s\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.readingrainbow.com\/\">Reading Rainbow Kickstarter<\/a> last summer and received a personalized voicemail greeting as a reward. This is likely going to confuse telemarketers and my parents, but I don&#8217;t care because OMG LEVAR BURTON FROM STAR TREK IS SAYING MY NAME!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>Now, how much cash do I have to shell out for Gillian Anderson to have dinner with me?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My new voicemail greeting is cooler than yours. I gave money to LeVar Burton&#8217;s\u00a0Reading Rainbow Kickstarter last summer and received a personalized voicemail greeting as a reward. This is likely going to confuse telemarketers and my parents, but I don&#8217;t care because OMG LEVAR BURTON FROM STAR TREK IS SAYING MY NAME!!!!! Now, how much <a href='https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=4471' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[17,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4471","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geeking-out","category-personal","category-17-id","category-12-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-1a7","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4471","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4471"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4471\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4472,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4471\/revisions\/4472"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4471"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4471"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4471"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}