{"id":449,"date":"2004-04-21T19:51:18","date_gmt":"2004-04-21T19:51:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=449"},"modified":"2004-04-21T19:51:18","modified_gmt":"2004-04-21T19:51:18","slug":"get_wardrobe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=449","title":{"rendered":"Get Wardrobe!"},"content":{"rendered":"

I TiVo’d Chris Rock’s latest HBO special<\/a> and got around to watching it last night. Hilarious. I did notice that the audience seemed a little subdued during his more political material and got more lively when he switched to more bawdy humor. Rock’s bit on the difference between being rich and being wealthy was one of my favorites. “Shaq is rich. The guy who signs Shaq’s checks? Wealthy!” Pretty much sums up everything. If you watch it, also pay attention to his analogy regarding affirmative action. Brilliant.
\nI need to clean out my bedroom closet. I have clothes collecting dust that probably date back to high school. Don’t tell anyone, but I used to wear a lot of sweat pants in high school. Sweat pants are kind of the de facto fashion choice for people with physical disabilities. They’re easy to get off and on and they’re loose fitting so they don’t cause pressure sores. And I wore them all the time until I realized that I looked like a complete dork in them. I think that someone in an episode of Seinfeld once said that wearing sweats is like announcing to the world “I give up!” Well, I haven’t given up and even if I’m on my deathbed, I’m not letting anyone ever put another pair of sweats on me ever again. If I’m gonna go, I wanna go out stylin’.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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