When I got home today, there were three or four messages from nurses responding to an ad I had placed in the paper. Good news for me, as I was getting a little anxious about finding a new person. Now to call them all back and see which ones are truly interested. I just have to make sure that I keep the other nurses away from them so that they won’t reveal what an obnoxious brat I am. I only need to maintain the sweet-and-innocent act for the initial interview. After that, the gloves come off.
\nHeh. I should probably be careful what I write. One of my previous nurses found this blog when she was Googling me after she saw an ad in the paper. Wouldn’t want to give anyone the wrong idea. So if you’re a potential nurse checking me out, I’m really a swell guy and this will be the best job you’ll ever have. I mean, just look through my blog. You’ll get to do all kinds of cool stuff like go to movies, concerts, maybe even trips to exotic locales like Miami. What’s not to like?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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