{"id":470,"date":"2004-05-13T20:37:58","date_gmt":"2004-05-13T20:37:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=470"},"modified":"2004-05-13T20:37:58","modified_gmt":"2004-05-13T20:37:58","slug":"unwanted_attent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=470","title":{"rendered":"Unwanted Attention"},"content":{"rendered":"

Look, I appreciate getting over 2,000 hits today, but you’re not going to find any illicit pictures of a certain disgraced US soldier. I’m not sure how this blog became a Mecca for every Google search on the subject, but it’s beginning to creep me out a little. So, sorry to disappoint, but feel free to stick around and browse my collection of oh-so-insightful commentary and witty observations. But something tells me most of you aren’t looking for insightful or witty at the moment.
\nI wonder if the Bookslut<\/a> has a boyfriend. She likes comics, I like comics. She collects books obsessively, I collect books obsessively. She’s wry and sarcastic, I’m wry and sarcastic. Oh wait, she’s in Chicago. Okay, that might not work. Maybe she has a cousin in Minneapolis or something.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Look, I appreciate getting over 2,000 hits today, but you’re not going to find any illicit pictures of a certain disgraced US soldier. I’m not sure how this blog became a Mecca for every Google search on the subject, but it’s beginning to creep me out a little. So, sorry to disappoint, but feel free […]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-470","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-7A","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/470","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=470"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/470\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=470"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=470"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=470"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}