{"id":48,"date":"2002-11-21T18:42:46","date_gmt":"2002-11-21T18:42:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=48"},"modified":"2002-11-21T18:42:46","modified_gmt":"2002-11-21T18:42:46","slug":"life_is_funny_s","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=48","title":{"rendered":"Life is funny sometimes. Funny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Life is funny sometimes.  Funny like getting chicken pox when you&#8217;re 29.  Just when I was getting over my cold, I got these weird little blemishes on my face and chest.  The little bastards soon had a colony over my entire body, complete with strip malls and a couple Starbucks.  But I&#8217;ve got them on the run now.  Unfortunately, I can&#8217;t shave, so I&#8217;m starting to look like the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.panix.com\/~clays\/Una\/\">Unabomber&#8217;s<\/a> kid brother.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m BORED, Dear Reader!  So send e-mail with suggestions on how to amuse myself until I can leave my apartment.<br \/>\nPeace,<br \/>\nMark<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Life is funny sometimes. Funny like getting chicken pox when you&#8217;re 29. Just when I was getting over my cold, I got these weird little blemishes on my face and chest. The little bastards soon had a colony over my entire body, complete with strip malls and a couple Starbucks. But I&#8217;ve got them on <a href='https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=48' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-48","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-M","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=48"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=48"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=48"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=48"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}