{"id":480,"date":"2004-05-23T15:44:57","date_gmt":"2004-05-23T15:44:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=480"},"modified":"2004-05-23T15:44:57","modified_gmt":"2004-05-23T15:44:57","slug":"the_legend_retu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=480","title":{"rendered":"The Legend Returns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, awesome.  <a href=\"http:\/\/trekweb.com\/articles\/2004\/05\/22\/40afa6641e910.shtml\">William Shatner may be doing a guess stint on Enterprise<\/a> next season.  I expect &#8211;no, I DEMAND&#8211;an episode with a corncucopia of exaggerated facial expressions and overly dramatic delivery of dialogue.  I want to see Kirk grab T&#8217;Pol by the shoulders and exclaim, &#8220;But!  T&#8217;Pol!  You! Must!  Learn!  To!  Love!&#8221;  Have I mentioned my collection of Shatner MP3s?  His covers of &#8220;Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds&#8221; and &#8220;Mr. Tambourine Man&#8221; are works of twisted genius.  I should post them here so you can all bask in the greatness of The Kirk.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, awesome. William Shatner may be doing a guess stint on Enterprise next season. I expect &#8211;no, I DEMAND&#8211;an episode with a corncucopia of exaggerated facial expressions and overly dramatic delivery of dialogue. I want to see Kirk grab T&#8217;Pol by the shoulders and exclaim, &#8220;But! T&#8217;Pol! You! Must! Learn! To! Love!&#8221; Have I mentioned <a href='https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=480' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-480","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-7K","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/480","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=480"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/480\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=480"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=480"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=480"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}