{"id":523,"date":"2004-07-04T17:03:33","date_gmt":"2004-07-04T17:03:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=523"},"modified":"2004-07-04T17:03:33","modified_gmt":"2004-07-04T17:03:33","slug":"raindrops_keep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=523","title":{"rendered":"Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Somebody needs to invent an umbrella that can be easily attached to a wheelchair.  I was walking home from meeting a friend for coffee last night and I got caught in a downpour.  By the time I got home, I was one soggy cripple.  The motors on my wheelchair also temporarily crapped out, but fortunately I was already home by then.  Everything was back in working order once it had the chance to dry out.  Could have been worse, I suppose.  Could have been like that one time when I was walking around Lake Calhoun and got caught in a storm and my chair crapped out before I could get back to the car.<br \/>\nLeaving shortly to see Spiderman.  After all the good things I&#8217;ve read about it, I hope I&#8217;m not disappointed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Somebody needs to invent an umbrella that can be easily attached to a wheelchair. I was walking home from meeting a friend for coffee last night and I got caught in a downpour. By the time I got home, I was one soggy cripple. The motors on my wheelchair also temporarily crapped out, but fortunately <a href='https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=523' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-523","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-8r","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/523","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=523"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/523\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}