{"id":547,"date":"2004-07-28T22:58:44","date_gmt":"2004-07-28T22:58:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=547"},"modified":"2004-07-28T22:58:44","modified_gmt":"2004-07-28T22:58:44","slug":"devil_in_a_blon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=547","title":{"rendered":"Devil In A Blonde Wig"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Huh.  According to Ann Coulter, there is no such thing as a pretty, liberal woman.  According to Ann, a liberal woman is some kind of hairy humanoid who smells bad.  Hmm, I wonder if all the cute liberals I know are aware of this.  If you can tolerate more of Ann&#8217;s completely whacked psyche, go read the article that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.editorandpublisher.com\/eandp\/news\/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1000586007\">USA Today rejected<\/a>.  You know something has to be seriously messed up when USA Today rejects your article.  Besides hotel guests and people waiting in airport lobbies, does anyone actually read that paper?<br \/>\nFinally got around to watching the premiere of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scifi.com\/atlantis\/\">Stargate Atlantis<\/a> last night.  Not bad: interesting twist on the explorers-stranded-far-from-home trope.  A couple of the actors kooked kinda dumpy, i.e. like regular people, which is good to see.  I&#8217;ve seen a few episodes of the original Stargate and one thing that really bugs me about that show is that no matter what strange and exotic world they visit, the natives always speak perfect English.  I understand that you can&#8217;t have a different form of babbling every week, but at least make an effort to come up with a somewhat believable explanation about why this is so.  Have everyone stick a Babel fish in their ear, put a universal translator on their belts, but do something.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Huh. According to Ann Coulter, there is no such thing as a pretty, liberal woman. According to Ann, a liberal woman is some kind of hairy humanoid who smells bad. Hmm, I wonder if all the cute liberals I know are aware of this. If you can tolerate more of Ann&#8217;s completely whacked psyche, go <a href='https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=547' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-547","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-8P","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/547","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=547"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/547\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}