{"id":558,"date":"2004-08-06T18:16:17","date_gmt":"2004-08-06T18:16:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=558"},"modified":"2004-08-06T18:16:17","modified_gmt":"2004-08-06T18:16:17","slug":"sacrificial_lam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=558","title":{"rendered":"Sacrificial Lamb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was getting my van fixed today when I ran into another guy waiting there with his sister.  He recognized me from my blog, which caught me by surprise.  It&#8217;s still weird when blog life and real life intersect.  He also had the same model of new wheelchair that I recently got.  Except that he was actually, y&#8217;know, <em>using<\/em> his instead of waiting for it to be fixed.<br \/>\nThey picked<a href=\"http:\/\/apnews.myway.com\/article\/20040806\/D849OC0G0.html\"> Alan Keyes to run against Obama<\/a>?  Keyes?  Well, I guess someone has to take their turn in the barrel, and it might as well be him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was getting my van fixed today when I ran into another guy waiting there with his sister. He recognized me from my blog, which caught me by surprise. It&#8217;s still weird when blog life and real life intersect. He also had the same model of new wheelchair that I recently got. Except that he <a href='https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=558' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-558","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-90","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/558","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=558"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/558\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=558"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=558"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=558"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}