{"id":56,"date":"2002-12-22T19:30:00","date_gmt":"2002-12-22T19:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=56"},"modified":"2002-12-22T19:30:00","modified_gmt":"2002-12-22T19:30:00","slug":"straight_outta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=56","title":{"rendered":"Straight outta Kafka, here&#8217;s a"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Straight outta Kafka, here&#8217;s a cheery <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lewrockwell.com\/orig3\/monahan1.html\">story<\/a> for the holiday season.  You have to admire our highly trained airport security personnel.  Good thing we federalized them, or imagine the pickle we&#8217;d be in.<br \/>\nOh, and Trent Lott is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2002\/ALLPOLITICS\/12\/22\/lott.interview.ap\/index.html\">complaining<\/a> that he&#8217;s been victimized because he&#8217;s from Mississippi, conservative, and Christian.  I guess he forgot to mention the whole racism\/nostalgia for segregation thing.  And who knew that Republicans could play the victim game?  Granted, it&#8217;s a pretty pathetic attempt, but at least he&#8217;s trying.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Straight outta Kafka, here&#8217;s a cheery story for the holiday season. You have to admire our highly trained airport security personnel. Good thing we federalized them, or imagine the pickle we&#8217;d be in. Oh, and Trent Lott is complaining that he&#8217;s been victimized because he&#8217;s from Mississippi, conservative, and Christian. I guess he forgot to <a href='https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=56' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-56","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-U","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=56"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=56"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=56"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=56"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}