{"id":572,"date":"2004-08-19T21:59:09","date_gmt":"2004-08-19T21:59:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=572"},"modified":"2004-08-19T21:59:09","modified_gmt":"2004-08-19T21:59:09","slug":"rough_sport","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=572","title":{"rendered":"Rough Sport"},"content":{"rendered":"

D&D is thirty years old<\/a>. And I’m still waiting for someone to invite me to a game. I didn’t have any geek friends growing up and I never got to play a Chaotic Good mage from the Southlands who sits on a magical, floating Throne of Magnanimity that gives me +4 Charisma. I need to ingratiate myself to a local dungeon master so I can fulfill this lifelong dream.
\nCheck out these wheelchair rugby players<\/a>. Ouch. I hope these guys don’t have sensation in their legs because it looks like it would hurt like hell. You would need a pit crew just to keep your chair functional through the whole game. It doesn’t look like they allow power chairs, though. Too bad. I could kick some serious ass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

D&D is thirty years old. And I’m still waiting for someone to invite me to a game. I didn’t have any geek friends growing up and I never got to play a Chaotic Good mage from the Southlands who sits on a magical, floating Throne of Magnanimity that gives me +4 Charisma. I need to […]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-572","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-9e","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/572","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=572"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/572\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=572"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=572"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=572"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}