{"id":611,"date":"2004-09-26T19:44:48","date_gmt":"2004-09-26T19:44:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=611"},"modified":"2004-09-26T19:44:48","modified_gmt":"2004-09-26T19:44:48","slug":"size_matters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=611","title":{"rendered":"Size Matters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes I get bummed about my stature.  I&#8217;m barely five feet tall and I weigh about eighty pounds.  I&#8217;ve had people call me &#8220;little guy&#8221; or &#8220;little man&#8221; in what they thought were endearing tones.  But I suppose I prefer being my lean and easily portable self as opposed to the other extreme&#8211;weighing in at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dimensionsmagazine.com\/dimtext\/kjn\/people\/heaviest.htm\">over a ton<\/a>.  The human body&#8217;s capacity for enduring incomprehensible amounts of weight amazes me.<br \/>\nI have to pay my attorney&#8217;s license renewal fee this week.  Two hundred dollars.  Ugh.  Not all of us lawyers are able to bill that kind of money in an hour, despite popular perceptions.  I guess that new printer will have to wait a few more weeks.  I also need to take care of my continuing legal ed requirements relatively soon.  I&#8217;ve thought about putting my license on restricted status since I&#8217;m not practicing and then I wouldn&#8217;t have to take CLE classes.  However, I don&#8217;t want to go through the hassle of re-activating it if I ever change jobs.  At least we have the option of taking classes over the web.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes I get bummed about my stature. I&#8217;m barely five feet tall and I weigh about eighty pounds. I&#8217;ve had people call me &#8220;little guy&#8221; or &#8220;little man&#8221; in what they thought were endearing tones. But I suppose I prefer being my lean and easily portable self as opposed to the other extreme&#8211;weighing in at <a href='https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=611' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-611","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-9R","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/611","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=611"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/611\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=611"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=611"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=611"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}