{"id":686,"date":"2004-12-08T19:31:56","date_gmt":"2004-12-08T19:31:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=686"},"modified":"2004-12-08T19:31:56","modified_gmt":"2004-12-08T19:31:56","slug":"brown_nosing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=686","title":{"rendered":"Brown Nosing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>According to a recent Gallup poll, nurses were ranked as the most being the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2004\/US\/12\/07\/life.honesty.reut\/index.html\">most ethical and trustworthy professionals<\/a>.<br \/>\nAttorneys were ranked #19.<br \/>\nYou have no idea how much shit I&#8217;m going to get from my nurses once they get wind of this.  And in the interest of ensuring my own continued health and well-being, I will emphatically declare my concurrence with the poll results.  Nurses are, in fact, a most estimable lot and I have no doubt that many of my nurses would qualify for sainthood if given the opportunity.<br \/>\nOkay, I&#8217;m gonna quit it before I completely lose my dignity.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m trying to think of an audiobook to download onto my iPod for the plane to Baltimore.  I&#8217;ve been meaning to read Eric Schlosser&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.audible.com\/adbl\/store\/product.jsp?BV_SessionID=@@@@0905828425.1102555700@@@@&#038;BV_EngineID=cccladddfegjfmfcefecegedfhfdhfi.0&#038;uniqueKey=1102555731750&#038;pageType=preliminaryResults&#038;productID=BK_RHAU_000025\">Fast Food Nation and I saw it on Audible<\/a>.  Any other suggestions?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>According to a recent Gallup poll, nurses were ranked as the most being the most ethical and trustworthy professionals. Attorneys were ranked #19. You have no idea how much shit I&#8217;m going to get from my nurses once they get wind of this. And in the interest of ensuring my own continued health and well-being, <a href='https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=686' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-686","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-b4","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/686","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=686"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/686\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=686"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=686"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=686"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}