{"id":763,"date":"2005-02-27T15:20:46","date_gmt":"2005-02-27T15:20:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=763"},"modified":"2005-02-27T15:20:46","modified_gmt":"2005-02-27T15:20:46","slug":"gremlins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=763","title":{"rendered":"Gremlins"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had another telephone headset fail on me today.  I can hear the party on the other end fine, but they can&#8217;t hear me.  I&#8217;ve probably gone through 5-6 headsets over the last year because of this problem.  I can&#8217;t figure out if the headsets are cheaply made or if I&#8217;m doing something to short out the mike.  Remember the movie <a href=\"http:\/\/us.imdb.com\/title\/tt0087363\/\">Gremlins<\/a> from the mid 80s?  Maybe one of those ugly little bastards is responsible.  Better leave the lights on at night&#8230;<br \/>\nThat movie scared the crap out of me when I was a kid, by the way.  I had to ask my parents to leave the hallway light on outside my bedroom for several nights afterwards.  As you can guess, I had a hyperactive imagination when I was a kid.  I still do, but the movies playing in my head are probably more the NC-17 variety.  That&#8217;s also reflected in my book.  My protagonist is getting more sex than I ever have and I&#8217;m getting a little envious .<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had another telephone headset fail on me today. I can hear the party on the other end fine, but they can&#8217;t hear me. I&#8217;ve probably gone through 5-6 headsets over the last year because of this problem. I can&#8217;t figure out if the headsets are cheaply made or if I&#8217;m doing something to short <a href='https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=763' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-763","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s9Iwau-gremlins","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/763","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=763"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/763\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=763"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=763"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=763"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}