{"id":886,"date":"2005-06-30T22:16:51","date_gmt":"2005-06-30T22:16:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=886"},"modified":"2005-06-30T22:16:51","modified_gmt":"2005-06-30T22:16:51","slug":"twiddling_my_th","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=886","title":{"rendered":"Twiddling My Thumbs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I&#8217;m writing this, I still don&#8217;t know if I&#8217;m supposed to report to work tomorrow or not.  How many of you have ever been able to say that about your own job?  I&#8217;ll probably stay up until midnight to see if the Powers That Be make a deal.  If not, I&#8217;ll take in a matinee tomorrow or something equally productive.  At this point, I&#8217;m tempted to take a vacation day tomorrow regardless.  But I&#8217;ll probably guilt myself into going in.<br \/>\nWhile I&#8217;m waiting to determine my employment status, I think I&#8217;ll send out invitations for my birthday party.  Yes, I&#8217;ve decided it&#8217;s time to throw a bigger and better party than the one I had a couple years ago.  After all, you only turn 32 once.  And, as always, you&#8217;re all invited.  And you better show up early, because there&#8217;s no way I&#8217;m making all those pigs-in-a-blanket myself.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I&#8217;m writing this, I still don&#8217;t know if I&#8217;m supposed to report to work tomorrow or not. How many of you have ever been able to say that about your own job? I&#8217;ll probably stay up until midnight to see if the Powers That Be make a deal. If not, I&#8217;ll take in a <a href='https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=886' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-886","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-ei","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/886","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=886"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/886\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=886"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=886"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=886"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}