{"id":914,"date":"2005-07-27T20:29:29","date_gmt":"2005-07-27T20:29:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=914"},"modified":"2005-07-27T20:29:29","modified_gmt":"2005-07-27T20:29:29","slug":"joseph_smith_wo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/?p=914","title":{"rendered":"Joseph Smith Would Be So Disappointed In Her"},"content":{"rendered":"

My friend Missy recently introduced me to Dooce<\/a>, a riotously funny blog written by Heather, a recovering Mormon and new mother. This is what she had to say about this billboard<\/a>, a combination publicity stunt\/semi-desperate dating plea that a friend found along a Utah highway:
\nIt\u2019s as if he has, \u201cI will fuck you so hard on our wedding night that you will bear four blonde children within the year,\u201d written all over him, and believe me, that is every BYU coed\u2019s ambition. To get them one of those.<\/strong>
\nShe’s hilarious. And she’s married to a geek. Which gives me hope that someday I’ll find a cute, sarcastic, foul-mouthed, recovering Mormon of my very own someday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

My friend Missy recently introduced me to Dooce, a riotously funny blog written by Heather, a recovering Mormon and new mother. This is what she had to say about this billboard, a combination publicity stunt\/semi-desperate dating plea that a friend found along a Utah highway: It\u2019s as if he has, \u201cI will fuck you so […]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-914","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Iwau-eK","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/914","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=914"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/914\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=914"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=914"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/the19thfloor.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=914"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}