Jul 312004
 

I saw Phantom of the Opera last night with my mom and sister. I sat in the Orpheum’s balcony this time, which I think I prefer to being on the main floor. The performances were quite good and the house was sold out, which shows that there’s still an appetite for extravagant musicals here in the Midwest. The lyrics to the music are undeniably hokey; Andrew Lloyd Webber is no great lyricist, but the man can craft a tune that sticks in your head with a stubborn tenacity.
I had to go over to my sister’s apartment this morning because she needed my nurse’s help assembling furniture that she bought from Ikea. Yes, the Twin Cities is finally civilized: we have an Ikea. The Siegel clan isn’t terribly adept with tools and assembling things, which makes the Ikea Experience all that more interesting. However, I am tempted to go there and get a new bookshelf. After all, I have an excuse for getting other people to put things together for me.

Jul 302004
 

John Kerry delivered a stellar speech last night that exceeded my own expectations. It embodied a muscular optimism that is somewhat of a departure from traditional Democratic messages. Kerry’s pledge to “restore honesty and credibility to the White House” is a clever spin on Bush’s campaign theme from 2000. If Kerry/Edwards can stay disciplined and keep pounding home a message of hope and national renewal, I like our chances in November.
I’m looking at the list of other Humphrey Fellows. Quite a few lawyers, community activists, business leaders, nonprofit executives, a couple reporters. An eclectic group, which should mean that we’ll get some good discussions and exchanges of ideas. One of the co-directors of the Fellows Program is Tim Penny, a former congressman who ran for governor as an independent two years ago.
Cable companies are starting to offer tiered Internet service, with premium speeds at a premium price. Time Warner will be offering a 6mbps service for about $70/month. Would I pay for faster access? It’s not like I’m on BitTorrent all time downloading the latest pirated movie. Still, it’d be sweet to have the extra speed, just because I can.

Jul 292004
 

It’s going to be a busy fall for me. I received a letter yesterday informing me that I’ve been accepted as a Humphrey Institute Policy Fellow. I and about thirty other young professionals will be meeting once or twice a month to solve the world’s problems and create the perfect meritocracy. I expect that it will be a little like being back in school, which actually sounds like fun. There’s also a study trip to Washington DC in February. I’ll finally make it to the East Coast, which I’ve been wanting to do for a while. As long as the city doesn’t get hit by some freak snowstorm while I’m out there. And I can only hope that the Forces of Good occupy the White House by that time. I have no idea what our schedule will be like, but I hope I have time to check out the Smithsonian and the Supreme Court. Big shout-out to my friend Adam and my boss MaryAlice for convincing the good people at the Humphrey that I’m more than just a pretty face.
My buddy Michael Drivas, proprietor and Chief Geek at Best Brains Comics, has a great write-up in the Minneapolis paper today. He just moved to a new location (1027 Washington Avenue, in case you’re interested) near the site for the new Guthrie Theater, which the article uses as a springboard for a discussion of old prejudices about comics and how comics have now attained a certain chic quality. Here’s my favorite quote from the article:
“Everybody is a geek about something,” Drivas, 38, said. “You can’t tell me that a guy who’s so into fantasy football that he buys specific publications and subscribes to particular Web sites to get information is any less geeky than a guy who goes to comic-book message boards and writes about what he thinks Marvel and DC should do.”
I’ve been a customer of Best Brains for about a year and it’s nice to see Michael get the attention. Can’t wait to see the new digs, Michael.

Jul 282004
 

Huh. According to Ann Coulter, there is no such thing as a pretty, liberal woman. According to Ann, a liberal woman is some kind of hairy humanoid who smells bad. Hmm, I wonder if all the cute liberals I know are aware of this. If you can tolerate more of Ann’s completely whacked psyche, go read the article that USA Today rejected. You know something has to be seriously messed up when USA Today rejects your article. Besides hotel guests and people waiting in airport lobbies, does anyone actually read that paper?
Finally got around to watching the premiere of Stargate Atlantis last night. Not bad: interesting twist on the explorers-stranded-far-from-home trope. A couple of the actors kooked kinda dumpy, i.e. like regular people, which is good to see. I’ve seen a few episodes of the original Stargate and one thing that really bugs me about that show is that no matter what strange and exotic world they visit, the natives always speak perfect English. I understand that you can’t have a different form of babbling every week, but at least make an effort to come up with a somewhat believable explanation about why this is so. Have everyone stick a Babel fish in their ear, put a universal translator on their belts, but do something.

Jul 272004
 

I thought about getting a few shares of Google during its IPO, but no way am I dropping a C-note and change for one measly share. Didn’t we learn our lesson from the dot com bust a few years ago? I’m a big fan of Google, but all this manufactured hype and outrageously priced stocks smells suspiciously like 1999.
I’m back in my old wheelchair again. The ventilator tray on the new chair is screwing up the chair’s balance, causing it to tip whenever I turn and the wheels to spin in place when I try to go backwards. Not cool. I’m a little frustrated with the supply company for not doing a better job of addressing these problems before I took the chair home and discovered them on my own. They’re promising to fix it next week, but they don’t sound too confident. The chair is a very new model and nobody has ever tried to put a vent tray on it before now. Which makes me the proverbial guinea pig, which in turn is a proverbial pain in the ass.
One advantage of having an All-In-Wonder card is that I can throw up a see-through window that doesn’t cover up the underlying workspace. I have CNN right now and Kennedy just finished speaking. I think that’s the first time I’ve heard Bush’s name mentioned during the convention. The best speech I’ve heard so far is Bill Clinton’s. He illustrated the differences between the Democratic and Republican agendas with shrewdness and panache. You want tax breaks for the wealthy and more debt burden on your kids? Vote Republican. You want better health care coverage for your kids and budget surpluses? Vote Democratic.

Jul 262004
 

Dante should have created a separated level of Hell for comment spammers. I got hit with over 400 spams yesterday. I’m seriously contemplating taking out a contract to find these scumsacks and introduce them to the joys of ventilator-assisted breathing. I saw that the creator of MT-Blacklist won the award for best plug-in for Moveable Type 3.0, which gives me hope that better protection may soon be available to ward off the evildoers of capitalism.
Seth Shostak at the SETI Institute thinks that we will discover a radio signal from another intelligent civilization within the next 25 years. And with any luck, my computer will be the one to find it. It’s fun to contemplate the effects of such a discovery on society. After the initial freak-out, I wonder if it would be kind of anti-climactic. After all, any response we sent would take decades, if not centuries, to get there. And that’s assuming we would even be able to decipher their message. Still, a lot of organized religions would have to seriously reevaluate their cosmologies. But I bet a lot of adherents would simply refuse to believe such a discovery, no matter how much evidence you shoved in their faces. It would be Evolution vs. Creationism, Part Deux.

Jul 252004
 

I like the title of the next Star Wars sequel: Revenge of the Sith. It has a sort of old school ring to it. I wasn’t a big fan of the first title’s obscurity and the second’s B-movie cheesiness. Let’s just hope the actual film doesn’t suck.
Back to work tomorrow. It’s been a good week off and the upcoming week looks to be busy as well, with a few Kerry-related events and my mom and sister coming to visit Wednesday. And I need to get back to the book. The summer is slipping away much faster than I would like.

Jul 242004
 

For those of you who have requested Kerry buttons and stickers, they are coming. This week has been tremendously busy and I haven’t been able to sit down and stuff envelopes. But I should be able to get them out next week.
Yesterday was a lot of fun. Saw The Bourne Supremacy, a good old-fashioned spy movie. I don’t think I saw one CGI shot in the whole film. Some may find the plot a bit labyrinthine, but I enjoy movies that require the audience to pay attention. Then we had dinner at The Local, an Irish pub on Nicollet Mall. The weather has been unseasonably dry and pleasant over the last few days, which meant that we could eat outside in comfort.
The Minneapolis City Council has passed a smoking ban for bars and restaurants that takes effect next March. And it’s about time. I’m looking forward to going out and not coming home smelling like an ashtray. The smokers will probably whine some nonsense about their civil rights, but I am of the opinion that public health trumps anyone’s right to suck on a noxious mixture of tar and tobacco and exhale the fumes in my vicinity.

Jul 232004
 

Ack! I’m officially over 30. I woke up feeling decidedly less cool than I did yesterday. Before you know it, I’ll be watching the Nightly News with Tom Brokaw and wearing cardigan sweaters. I think my friend has some birthday mischief planned, so we’ll be departing soon. And I also have to spend the iTunes gift certificate my sister so generously provided me. And last night my nursing staff threw a little party for me, which was quite nice. Who knows what the year will hold for me. The readership for the blog has been inching up steadily and it would be great if that continues. Work is going very well and finally feel like I’m doing the kind of stuff I always wanted to do. A little romance would be welcome, but I’m in no rush. And the book is slowly but surely moving towards completion. In other words, life is good.
While I’m out, take a look at this spoof on “This Land.” It’s been circulating on the Net for some time, but it’s brilliant and I had to give it a plug here.

Jul 222004
 

Ah, Dennis, we knew ye too well. The Kissing Bandit has decided to give up the ghost and endorse Kerry. It’s nice of him to concede before the convention, giving his two (or is it three?) delegates the opportunity to quietly switch their Kucinich pins for Kerry pins. And they did manage to get a few words changed in the party platform regarding the war. I might even watch his speech at the convention. But I still want some written assurances from the guy that he won’t accost any more people with disabilities without their express written permission.
I’m waiting for the wheelchair guy to come fix my chair. He said he would be here in fifteen minutes. That was an hour ago. And I still need to take a shower, but I can’t because the guy might show up any second. I’m not a morning person to begin with and this isn’t improving my mood.