Jul 062008
 

Pixar’s first foray into science fiction is a dazzling combination of charm, style, and pathos. Seven hundred years in the future, WALL-E is the last sanitation robot on an ecologically devastated and depopulated Earth. WALL-E spends its days clearing away the heaping trash piles that cover the grimy landscape, methodically stacking cubes of garbage that have been processed in WALL-E’s internal compactor. He (it’s difficult not to anthropomorphize the little guy) also collects various objects that catch his eye as he tidies up the abandoned city. WALL-E’s predictable daily routine is disrupted when he stumbles upon a sleek-looking robotic visitor from the stars.

For an animated film marketed to children, WALL-E takes a number of stylistic chances. The first fifteen minutes contain absolutely no dialogue. It blends some live-action shots with the animation. And while the movie is by no means didactic, it offers plenty of commentary on consumerism for those who care to look for it. The visuals are simply a treat, especially a beautifully choreographed ballet in space involving WALL-E, his romantic interest, and a fire extinguisher. Sublime.

Jul 052008
 

I’ve been having fun messing around with the Spore Creature Creator. For those of you who actually have lives, Spore is a forthcoming computer game that lets players guide a race of beings from single-celled organisms to a starfaring civilization. The Creature Creator provides gives you the opportunity to try your hand at creating your own custom-built species.

This was my first attempt. I call it a Tarffel. Here it is going all disco

For my next effort, I decided to try for something a little more Jurassic Park. I call it a DayGlo-o-Saur. I’m quite fond of the hot pink accents.


My most recent attempt somewhat resembles me. Big head, four eyes, skinny arms, the gray partially covered up with a few highlights, and generally funny-looking. I call it a Marcussite.

Jul 042008
 

Happy Independence Day, everyone. I wonder what the Founding Fathers would make of their political experiment after 232 years. The notion that a man of color has better-than-even odds of becoming president would probably give them a good jolt. But I like to think that, on the whole, they’d be pleased to know that the country they founded still endures.

I’ve never bought the “city on a hill” metaphor for America. That kind of exceptionalist thinking glosses over our many flaws and shortcomings as a civil society. On the road to creating a more perfect union, we have lost our way plenty of times. But this country has also given me opportunities that I would have probably not enjoyed in many other parts of the world. I’m an American citizen and that means something to me, corny as it sounds.

On an unrelated note, I woke up at 8 this morning. On my day off. And this is becoming a trend. It’s either because of the summer light coming into my bedroom or because I’m getting old.

Jul 032008
 

Bad boys get all the girls. So says a new study that surveyed thousands of men from countries around the world. In other words, it is now a scientific fact that nice guys finish last.

Every time I try to be even just a little bad, I break out in hives and get an upset stomach. It just doesn’t come naturally to me. Bad boys may get the most girls, but my own brand of geek charm is more of a niche product. It just needs some additional market testing.

Jul 022008
 

Some grad students at MIT have developed a videogame that allows people with and without visual impairments to play together. The game is played with the Wii remote control and the players are cast as deejays competing against each other to get people on the dancefloor.

There aren’t many games available to those with visual impairments, much less multiplayer games, so this is a step in the right direction. Hopefully, such a game will eventually be available on the commercial market.

Jul 012008
 

I’m going to make you smile. I promise. Watch this video of Matt Harding dancing (badly) in dozens of countries around the world. From Zanzibar to Los Angeles, Matt busts his unique move with enthusiastic abandon and the locals can’t resist dancing with him. Matt demonstrates that every one of us dorks has an inner core of white-hot awesomeness waiting to shine through.

Thanks to Adam for sending me the link and making me smile.

Jun 302008
 

The Olympics are approaching and, once those are complete, the Paralympics will follow. The NY Times reports that Iraq, unable to field much of an Olympic team because of the ongoing violence in the country, will send a sizeable delegation to the Paralympics. Many of the Iraqi Paralympians became disabled in the same epidemic of violence that has shattered the country’s Olympic hopes. One wheelchair fencing coach notes that Iraqi Paralympic team is better than its Olympic team.

The article notes that most of these athletes were street beggars before joining the team, underscoring the fact that Iraq continues to present an overwhelmingly hostile environment for its citizens with disabilities. And once the Paralympics are over, there’s a good chance that many of them will be forced to return to that life.

Jun 292008
 

Lots of familiar faces are resurfacing on other parts of the web this weekend. Yesterday, it was Mike Phillips. Today,I see that Minnesota Public Radio is running a story about Christopher Harmon. I blogged about Christopher last year after he appeared in a City Pages feature article. Christopher is a local writer with various disabilities who’s now working on turning one of his screenplays into a film.

We need more people with disabilities appearing regularly in the media, if for no other reason than it would allow me to set up a separate blog that dishes on who they’re sleeping with and which ones are charged with assaulting their attendants. I could be the Perez Hilton of the gimp world. Well, except for the whole being gay thing.

Jun 282008
 

I was just scanning Ominivoracious, Amazon’s books blog, when I noticed that one of the entries contained an interview with Mike Phillips. Some of you might remember my previous entry about Mike and his appearance on This American Life. In the Amazon interview, Mike talks about his wish that more books would be released in accessible electronic formats. He also discusses his tastes in books. We seem to share a fondness for the darker side of the fiction spectrum and in particular for George R.R. Martin’s A Song of Fire and Ice fantasy series (that next volume can’t come out soon enough). He also heaps praise on Cormac McCarthy’s The Road. I feel like I’m one of a handful of people in the country who didn’t care for that book.

Jun 272008
 

My friend Matt and I took this afternoon off to check out the Star Wars exhibit at the Minnesota Science Museum, where we both proceeded to geek out on an epic scale. And I have the pictures to prove it.

Me getting schooled by Yoda.

I wonder if C-3PO is available for private duty nursing.

Lord Vader doesn’t like having his picture taken, which is why he used his dark powers to make the camera shake.

And I’ve been meaning to tell you about this other part-time gig I started.

I was trying to look all badass, but instead I look like the galaxy’s most befuddled Sith apprentice ever.