Jul 232007
 

I’ve now hung on to this planet for thirty-four revolutions around the sun. I’ll be having a party in a couple weeks to commemorate the occasion with friends, but I’m feeling reflective at the moment. What have I accomplished with my life? What does my future hold?

Hang on, there’s someone at the door.

How strange. A rather attractive woman in a police uniform has just walked in here and told me I’ve been a very bad boy. I’d better figure out exactly what she wants. Thanks to everyone who has sent me birthday wishes.

Jul 222007
 

According to a recent report, the desktop computer may become as dated in the next few years as console televisons. Instead, notebook computers and palmtops will become the preferred tool for accessing’s one’s e-mail, music files, and porn. Call me old-fashioned, but I like the greater expandability and customization that a desktop allows. I’m also influenced by the fact that my adaptive computer hardware isn’t easily portable, which makes notebooks somewhat useless to me. I suppose that could change in the future, but I’ll probably still prefer a desktop that I’ve built myself.

Jul 212007
 

I should probably avoid much of the internet for the next few days so as to keep myself ignorant of Harry Potter’s fate. I’ve read the first couple books and I do plan on eventually finishing the series, preferably without stumbling across any spoilers related to the finale. That’s going to be a challenge. After all, sticking one’s fingers in in one’s ears and chanting “la, la, la!” while surfing the web doesn’t really accomplish much.

Jul 202007
 

I met a friend earlier tonight at a restaurant in Seven Corners, which was my neighborhood for the first seven years I lived in Minneapolis. Even though it’s only a mile or so from downtown, I don’t have much reason to go there anymore. It’s primarily home to U of M students and the businesses that cater to them. Half a dozen eating and drinking establishments sit within a block and a half of each other. I always preferred Sgt. Preston’s because it has great outdoor seating and people-watching during the summer months. I remember going there once with this cute blonde law student on whom I had the worst crush. I couldn’t help it; she was smart, funny, and she wore leather pants to Health Law. I don’t get crushes like that anymore, but I’m glad she was one of them.

Jul 192007
 

Over at Pharyngula, PZ dared me to take this test to assess my personality defects. I’m never one to shy away from a challenge, so here are the results:

Your Score: Robot

You are 71% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 0% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant

You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact,
this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless
machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem
human. For instance, you are very humble and don’t bother thinking of
your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are
also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that
these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a
human being. You are not like the robots they show in the movies. Movie
robots are make-believe, because they always get all personable and
likeable after being struck by lightning, or they are cold, cruel
killing machines. In all reality, though, you are much more boring than
all that…

And it goes on. Boring? I’ll have this test know that I find myself endlessly fascinating. Also, I prefer to think of myself as a cyborg–part man, part machine. The Terminator was a cyborg and he was pretty cool. And that uber-hot blonde on Battlestar Galactica is a cyborg, kinda. Maybe she and I could go out for coffee or something.

I’m supposed to tag the next few victims:

Is That All You’ve Got?

Day Al-Mohamed
Outside Counsel

Jul 182007
 

Bush is threatening to veto the bipartisan bill to reauthorize the State Children’s Health Insurance Program (SCHIP). Why? He’s concerned that it will encourage more people to enroll in government-financed health care programs. And this president is all about letting the free market have its way with people, including kids. Conservatives are terrified that an expansion of SCHIP will lead to universal health care, so they’re jerking the president’s marionette strings in a desperate attempt to delay the inevitable.

And we still get another 18 months of this bully and his craven, morally bankrupt policies. Somebody, pour me a drink. A backrub would be nice, too.

Jul 172007
 

This movie teaser has all of us film geeks trying to figure out the identity of the Big Bad that is trashing mid-town Manhattan. Giant space alien? Cthulu? Giant robots that can change into…wait, that’s been done. Whatever it is, it’d better be cool because it takes more than some clever marketing to get me to see your movie. Like some generically hot actresses. Oh, I see you have that already. Never mind, I’m sold.

Jul 162007
 

A couple people e-mailed me an NPR story about a reunion concert of the punk band Dismemberment Plan to benefit Callum Robbins, the son of the band’s former producer. Callum has Type I spinal muscular atrophy and his parents are facing steep medical expenses for his care. Callum’s parents make a good impression in the story as well as on the blog they’ve created to share news about Callum. They are clearly devoted to their son and take great pleasure in describing his discovery of new foods or his mastery of a new word. And I like this quote from Callum’s dad: “[Callum] stands a very good chance of being a really bright, sociable, awesome guy.” Best of luck to all three of them.

Jul 142007
 

President Bush once again demonstrated his deep empathy for the average American. He had this insightful observation about health care:

I mean, people have access to health care in America. After all, you just go to an emergency room.

Never mind that one ER visit can put an uninsured person into crushing debt. This president really should stop pretending that he cares about health care or any other issue that affects the daily lives of most people. I’m reminded of Scrooge telling those nice church-going gentlemen that the poor don’t need charity because there are still workhouses and debtors’ prisons. Except Scrooge eventually got a clue. If any of the Christmas ghosts showed up in Bush’s bedroom, he would scream, cower, and generally cause a scene until Cheney showed up and shot it in the face.