Apr 232007
 

When did I give up on this season of 24? Probably during the episode where Jack Bauer wrangles the developmentally disabled brother of a suspect into a rendezvous with armed terrorists. I could almost hear the producers saying, “Hey, remember that movie Rain Man? Wouldn’t it be cool if we could work something like that into an episode?” It played out like a scene from a Lifetime movie–if Lifetime movies had more guns and terrorists in them. At this point, I don’t even really care if Los Angeles gets nuked again. I can watch a show jump the shark only so many times before I start rooting for the shark.

Apr 222007
 

I’ve lived here long enough that it’s becoming common for me to encounter people I know when I’m at this or that event. Maybe this is an experience that is unique to the inhabitants of mid-sized cities like Minneapolis. I don’t know if these accidental encounters occur with the same frequency in places like New York or Chicago. I ran into a friend at the Guthrie last night and we chatted during intermission about nothing in particular. It’s one of those moments that reminds me how much more at home I feel here in my adopted hometown than I ever did in Green Bay, where I spent over two decades of my life.

Apr 212007
 

I experimented with Netflix’s streaming video option this afternoon. For streaming video, the quality is surprisingly good. I watched a bit of The Matrix and a few minutes of an Outer Limits episode. I didn’t notice any artifacting or skipping, and the image quality isn’t much below that of a standard television. All of the video seems to be formatted for a regular 4:3 screen, which looks goofy on my widescreen monitor. And the content selection is not terribly compelling, but I’m sure that will improve in time.

I have tickets to The Merchant of Venice at the Guthrie this evening. I’m in the mood for some good old-fashioned analog entertainment. And it will be a lovely evening for a walk.

Apr 202007
 

Last night, I spent over an hour trying to figure out why the display on my new universal remote appeared to be frozen. I was downloading firmware, scouring messageboards, and hurling insults at the infernal gadget–insults that would make a merchant marine’s blood run cold. Just as I was about to abandon my efforts, I glanced once more at the thing. I realized that I hadn’t removed the protective sticker covering the display.

My ability to outwit myself is one of my more charming attributes.

Apr 192007
 

My sister asked me to roleplay for her trial practice class, so I’m busy memorizing my script before I have to leave shortly. My memory is fairly good, so I should be able to get away with glancing at it only a couple times. That method worked for me pretty well in college. Not so much in law school.

Apr 182007
 

Over the coming days, there is sure to be a media avalanche of opinions and suggestions about “what to do” with people who have (or appear to have) a mental illness. We Americans are driven to do two things in the wake of a senseless tragedy like the Virginia Tech killings. We search for ways to assign blame and we search for ways to assure ourselves that something like this can’t happen again. And I’m afraid that, at least for the next few weeks, people with mental illness are going to be a convenient punching bag for both the professional and amateur ranks of our national punditocracy. In the meantime, I wouldn’t be surprised if our thoughtless overreactions have a chilling effect on college kids who may want to seek out counseling or psychiatric services, but don’t want to be branded by their peers as the next campus psycho.

Apr 172007
 

I’ve always considered myself a mainstream progressive in most regards. I think free trade is generally a good thing. I don’t have a fundamental dispute with our market-based economy. However, it does seem as if the profit motive is creeping into our daily lives a little more each day and usually not for the better. The unfolding story of the improprieties in the private student loan market is a case in point. When I was a law student, I benefited greatly from the federal Direct Loans program. But restrictions on the amount of federal loans that an individual can take out force many students, like my sister, to turn to the private market. And because the private market is largely unregulated and because they are the source of last resort funding for many students, these banks can charge interest rates that will keep these students in debt for most of their working lives. When my sister graduates, she will have the kind of debt load that once could be only be acquired when buying a house.

A college degree is the most reliable guarantor of higher earning power and a life safely out of poverty. We should be encouraging every kid with the desire and the potential to continue their education. Instead, we expose them to the cold machinations of a banking industry that most definitely does not have their interests at heart. The federal government cannot do everything, but I trust it more than Citibank to provide students with loans that have reasonable rates and repayment schedules.  We should be able to agree that corporations shouldn’t be able to make a buck off the educational aspirations of our citizens.

Apr 162007
 

A Pew Research Study reveals that regular viewers of The Daily Show and The Colbert Report are the most well-informed regarding world events. I’m not sure this is an example of cause-and-effect. If I use myself as an example–a dangerous thing, I know–then I suspect that much of the audience for those two shows consists of people who are already news/political junkies. In fact, a recent essay in The Economist on The Colbert Report (at least, I think it was in The Economist) pointed out that viewers of that show tend to be politically astute because it’s a requirement for understanding the show’s satire.

In other news from the Land of the Blindingly Obvious, viewers (or should I say minions) of Fox News are the least informed. Rupert Murdoch has turned millions of innocent Americans into squawking parrots mimicking the empty catchphrases of a collapsing ideology. Have pity on them.

Apr 152007
 

I participated in my second Race for Justice today, an annual race/walk that raises money to provide loan repayment assistance to attorneys who represent low-income clients. I completed the 5K course in about 48 minutes, but I’m fairly certain I could lower my time if I could figure out a way to boost the top speed on my chair. That was a simple task with my previous chair, but the manufacturers of this chair aren’t so trusting.

Next year, I think I’ll put together a team of racers. We’ll call it something like The Official 19th Floor Groupies Club.

Apr 142007
 

I created a MySpace page today, mostly out of idle curiosity. The page itself is rather plain vanilla, which means no background images of puppies, no overly earnest emo soundtrack, and no videos of me dropping Mentos into a bottle of Coke. You can find my uber-boring MySpace page here. Start adding me to your Friends lists now so you can claim you knew me back in the day, before the fame and the drugs and the multiple paternity suits tranformed me into a recluse.