Jun 062006
 

Greetings, fellow servants of the Dark One!  Much work was done today to please my Master, the Prince of Lies.  I took the day off from work so that I could devote all my energies to proper observation of the required rituals.  I was up very late last night, making the necessary preparations.  Do you have any idea how long it takes to carve a pentagram into a living room floor?  But I digress.  At first light, I instructed my nurse to arrange my body within the pentagram and I began the ritual chanting of the first three chapters of the Necronomicon.  Now, some acolytes will say that it is acceptable to wear a towel or even a robe during the Recitation.  They are misguided fools and they will be made to suffer in the stinking cacodemon pits that our Most Foul Lord reserves for His weakest followers.  One must be naked when the Recitation is given.  After all, how is one otherwise supposed to properly smear the chicken blood on one’s body to conclude the ceremony? 
 
But though it may offend His Wretchedness, I must admit that my back is killing me.  Lying on a cold, hard floor for three hours may ensure that my Master rewards me with riches and willing concubines to satisfy my carnal pleasures, but what good are riches or concubines when my spine feels like it may crumble to dust at any moment? 

Jun 052006
 

Like snowflakes, no two days in a human life are exactly alike.  While most of our days seem to fade into our respective pasts in a monochromatic blur of routine and habit, each day is singular.  Ian McEwan’s Saturday is a recounting of a singular day in the life of one man, Henry Perowne, a neurosurgeon living in London.  The book follows Henry through the entire course of a singular Saturday in his life.  In many ways, his Saturday is mundane; it could be the Saturday of any affluent, urban-dwelling professional.  He plays squash, he visits his elderly mother at a nursing home, he goes shopping for dinner.  But a few small but important events transpire that ultimately stand apart this Saturday from all others.  Set against the backdrop of the buildup to the Iraq war, McEwan gracefully chronicles Perowne’s constant inner dialogue, which fluidly shifts from present to past, from memory to anticipation.  The book reminds us that it is the random, unpredictable moments, blazing across the horizon of our existence like a comet, that make life both sublime and horrifying. 
 
Next up: George R.R. Martin’s A Feast for Crows, the fourth book in his A Song of Fire and Ice opus.  At more than 700 pages, I’m going to have to exercise some serious discipline to finish this book in a reasonable amount of time.  It’s been nearly three years since I read the last book in the series, but the chapter synopses over at Tower of the Hand are proving very helpful. 
 
What books are on your summer reading lists? 

Jun 042006
 

The Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC) recently released a fact sheet providing guidance to employers attorneys with disabilities.  Most of the information is on basic concepts related to the ADA, like what kinds of questions a hiring committee can ask of candidates with disabilities and the types of reasonable accommodations that may be requested by attorneys with disabilities.  The authors of the fact sheet have included some well-conceived examples to illustrate how the ADA applies in a legal employment setting.  It’s good to see the EEOC encouraging the legal profession to become more open to people with disabilities, but I’d also like to see more concerted efforts on the part of employers to recruit and hire attorneys with disabilities, particularly in the private sector. 

Jun 032006
 

An acquaintance of mine, a young woman with a disability, passed away suddenly last week.  I didn’t know her well, but her partner is a colleague and good friend of mine.  Her memorial service was this morning and the church overflowed with those who had come to say goodbye.  Her empty wheelchair and a photograph of her and her devoted service dog sat in arrangement on the elevated stage at the front of the sanctuary.  I looked at them and I watched the pews fill with mourners and I thought about all the usual things you think about when you’re confronted with someone else’s mortality and, by implication, your own.  How sad it was that this person couldn’t have remained with the people she loved for a longer period of time.  How remarkable and rich her existence had been.  How I sometimes allow myself to be absorbed in the bothersome minutiae of daily life and forget to savor the occasional moment. 
 
It’s an absolutely perfect day outside.  I hope you’re enjoying a little perfection, wherever you are. 

Jun 022006
 

A friend and I will see the third installment of the X-Men series later tonight.  I’m anticipating that this movie will be teh suck, given the largely ambivalent tone of most of the reviews I’ve read.  But I’m a dutiful geek and a loyal mutant, which means I’m honor-bound to see this film. 
 
I’ve neglected to mention this, but the BBC has been doing a disability-themed podcast for the past few months.  I still haven’t had a chance to listen to any of the episodes yet, but I hope to remedy that soon.  Of course, it would be nice if I could highlight a similar podcast originating from this side of the pond. 

Jun 012006
 

I’m usually suspicious of conspiracy theories, whether they come from the right or left.  So often, conspiracy theories seem to force a narrative on events that allows proponents to avoid confronting the more prosaic factors underlying most large-scale tragedies: human failings on a massive scale and an indifferent universe.  But I just scanned Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.’s Rolling Stone article in which he makes a compelling case that significant voter fraud occurred during the 2004 presidential election, particularly in Ohio.  I’ve heard similar claims in the past and I always dismissed them as more hyperbole from the fringe left.  I reasoned that any indications of election fraud would have been revealed in the media.  Perhaps the idealist in me wanted to trust in the supposed transparency of our electoral process–to refuse to believe that another fiasco like the election of 2000 could happen again.  I’m certainly not qualified to judge whether fraud did indeed occur in Ohio, but I may have been mistaken when I so casually dismissed the protests of some of my fellow progressives.
 
I’m also starting to think that the disability community’s push to have electronic voting machines installed in every precinct might be making us unwitting enablers of future stolen elections.  I’d rather let another person mark a ballot for me than have any concerns that the security of my vote could be compromised. 

May 312006
 

Film Your Issue is a competition inviting young adults ages 18-26 to create a short, short film (thirty to sixty seconds) on an issue important to the auteur.  One of the entrants is “Thumbs Down to Pity” by 19-year-old Ben Snow.  Ben’s film takes on a subject that is close to my own heart: Hollywood’s less-than-flattering portrayals of people with disabilities.  You can view the film here (warning: the site is hosted by MSNBC and the film clips are viewable only in Internet Explorer, natch).  It’s a bit talky, but it gets the point across.  If you like Ben’s work, you can cast a vote for it.  Votes from the public and the opinions of a celebrity jury will be equally weighed to determine the winners. 
 
Thanks to my friend Amy for the tip.
 
If you tried posting a comment recently and were rewarded with a somewhat obscure error message for your trouble, I suggest trying again.  The anti-spam monster that came with my new hosting package needed to be tamed.  It should play nice with you now so long as you aren’t trying to sell me a longer-lasting erection or a lower mortgage rate.

May 302006
 

A friend recently confessed to me, “I think I sometimes pretend that you’re not in a wheelchair because you’re such a, well, normal guy.  But I know I shouldn’t do that because your disability shapes so much of who you are.”  Her honest assessment of her own perception of me made me wonder: what role do I play in reinforcing my friend’s selective view of me.  In my efforts to put people around me at ease, I probably do tend to minimize my disability and its implications for my daily existence.  I don’t get into the details of it unless someone specifically asks me, mostly because I assume these things about me aren’t very interesting. 
 
But as my friend remarked, my disability is an essential part of who I am and I want the people in my life to acknowledge it without making it the totality of my identity.  I used the analogy of hair color or eye color with my friend; a characteristic that is distinguishable but not defining.  But that’s not quite right either.  Having hazel eyes isn’t going to make it difficult for me to enter someone’s split-level house.  Maybe being friends with me is like being friends with–I don’t know–a vegan.  You have to give a little thought to where you’re going to take your friend when you go out, but you don’t spend too much time thinking about your friend’s veganism, other than the occasional question prompted by simple curiosity. 
 
I also had to contradict my friend’s notion that I have “all [my] shit together.”  Because I most definitely do not.  I keep a separate blog that chronicles my insecurities, my self-destructive behavior, and my assorted fetishes.  But there’s no way in hell I’m providing that link.  You’ll simply have to rely on your imagination. 

May 292006
 

I hope everyone is having an enjoyable Memorial Day.  I think I’m going to celebrate the unofficial start of summer by venturing out to my building’s deck for a while.  This extended weekend has reminded me that I should probably think about taking time off this summer.  I don’t think I can afford to travel anywhere just yet, but it might be nice to have a week with absolutely no obligations, leaving me with nothing to do but some quality loafing.
 
And I must warn the subcommanders of the invasion fleet to stay away from the ducks once they arrive. 

May 282006
 

I’m beginning to suspect that my wheelchair has magical age-combatting properties.  I was ordering a beer yesterday when the server, no doubt a well-meaning and conscientious lad, asked me, “You sure you’re old enough?”  I desperately wanted to reply, “Sonny, I was drinking beer when you were still fascinated by your own boogers.  Now run along and get me my damn drink.”  But I simply smiled politely and nodded.  Throughout my whole life, strangers have tended to assume I’m younger than my actual age.  Perhaps it’s because of my small stature or my lack of a deep, manly voice.  I suppose this perception of me could come in handy as I get older, but I still find it annoying at present.  Maybe I’m destined to be a gimpy version of Bob Costas, looking eternally young even when I’m in my dotage.