Jun 272011
 

I was sitting in my office this afternoon, minding my own business, when I received an e-mail from the state’s GOP legislative leaders. It addressed me as “Valued State Employee”, which made me immediately suspect that this was some kind of prank. The rest of the e-mail went on to say that, gosh, they really didn’t want a shutdown to happen and that none of us would be in this mess if the governor would just cave and sign the GOP’s all-cuts budget. Then there was something about “hostage taking” and kitchen tables, but I was already moving the cursor to the “Delete” icon.

I don’t mind skimming the GOP talking points on the web, but I really don’t need an e-mail from them reminding me that I’m just another pawn on the board. Yes, the governor has e-mailed me as well, but:

(a) he’s my boss; and
(b) his e-mail scored far lower on the Blatant Pandering scale. 

Anyway, here’s my response:

Dear GOP Leadership:

Thank you for your concern about a possible interruption of my paycheck in the near future. I share your concern and would like to continue receiving a paycheck. You have no idea how much restraint I’ve exercised in the past month to refrain from purchasing various comics, computer games, and some really choice vintage erotica I found on Craigslist over the weekend. But I would also like to avoid fucking over poor people who need health care and housing.

Therefore, I must respectfully request that you direct all future communications to my superior, Governor Mark Dayton. He gets paid to tolerate your canned pontificating. I don’t.

Sincerely,

Your Valued State Employee

Jun 242011
 

Now that the Harry Potter series will be available as e-books beginning in October, I may actually get around to finishing the books. I read the first two volumes way back in the early Aughts, but somehow never made time for the rest. I could easily borrow the books from my fan-girl sister, but I don’t mind contributing a few dollars to Ms. Rowling’s cultural empire. As long as I can read them on any device of my choosing, I’ll have no complaints. But now I must decide whether to see the final movie before reading the rest of the books. Thanks to the spoilerific nature of the Internet, I know the generals of the story’s ending, but not the specifics.

What say you, Potter-maniacs? Will seeing the final movie affect my enjoyment of books 3-7?

Jun 232011
 

Today’s Strib looked at how a state government shutdown would limit the ability of home care agencies to hire nurses and personal care attendants. The state performs thousands of background checks each month on PCAs and nurses hired to serve Medicaid clients. If the state shuts down and can’t conduct background checks, agencies may not be able to hire people to fill shifts for clients. I may face this problem myself since I might need to hire a new nurse in the near future. A judge will ultimately decide whether this is an essential service, but not until later next week.

Dayton and Republican legislators are scheduled to meet tomorrow and Saturday to try to resolve their differences. I cling to a small sliver of hope that they can find agreement.

Jun 222011
 

You’ve seen Pulp Fiction, right? Have you seem it with everything edited out except the bad language? Because you will now. Warning: Extremely NSFW unless you’re Rahm Emmanuel’s personal secretary.

The weird thing about this video is that it still provides a rough outline of the movie’s plot. I’m tempted to show this to someone who has never seen Pulp Fiction, followed by the movie itself. Afterwards, I’d ask which version they found more entertaining.

Jun 212011
 

As negotiations to raise the federal debt ceiling intensify, Medicaid is being eyed more closely for deep cuts. Since elected officials live in constant fear of senior citizens’ wrath, their latest plan is to hold the elderly harmless from any cuts while forcing younger low-income individuals off Medicaid rolls. Democrats make some vague assurances about coming up with “creative ways” to provide health care to low-income individuals, but that’s not terribly reassuring. One possible solution would be to open up the health insurance exchanges required by the Affordable Care Act to people with lower incomes, but the insurance subsidies still wouldn’t make coverage affordable for the very poor. The whole point of the ACA’s Medicaid expansion was to ensure that low-income people would have some basic degree of health insurance. Medicaid already provides care at a much lower price tag than private insurance–sometimes too low. But because we can’t allow even one crappy nursing home to go out of business, the poor will be offered the Hobson’s choice of unaffordable insurance or no insurance at all.

Perhaps the final plan won’t be as bleak as I’ve hypothesized here. But I’ve learned not to underestimate Democrats’ capacity to flinch and abandon good policy whenever a Republican so much as looks at them sideways.

Jun 202011
 

Some of you know that I serve on the board of directors of VSA Minnesota, a small nonprofit that works to make the arts accessible to and inclusive of people with disabilities. They do great work with both kids and adults with disabilities who might otherwise have very little opportunity to experience and create art. Due to recent federal budget cuts, VSA is facing a severe funding shortfall. There is no other organization like VSA in Minnesota and I want to see it continue bringing art into the lives of people with disabilities. Please consider giving VSA a donation to help me ensure that will happen.

Even though I may be unemployed soon, I’m going to donate $50 to VSA as soon as I post this. If even a handful of my readers could give $10 bucks each, that would be amazing. If 10 people donate because of this post, I’ll do my best not mention anything about fishnets for a week. Or so.

Jun 172011
 

I was beat badly in Scrabble tonight, so me and my wounded pride are going to seek solace in old episodes of Party Down streamed from Netflix. Enjoy the weekend.

Jun 162011
 

The Minnesota Court of Appeals ruled this week that driving around in a wheelchair or scooter while drunk is not a criminal offense. The court overturned a man’s DWI conviction because the scooter he was operating does not meet the definition of a motor vehicle according to state statute.

This decision is important for two reasons:

  1. It demonstrates that our legal system is still capable of achieving true justice. 
  2. It means that I can start planning my post-layoff drunken binge without fear of legal repercussions.
Jun 152011
 

As the start date of a potential state government shutdown draws closer, nerves are beginning to fray. A Republican state legislator recently accused a state employee of being complicit in a communist plot after she e-mailed him to express her opposition to the Republican Legislature’s budget cuts. Representative Tom Hackbarth then set a world record for proving Godwin’s Law when he invoked Hitler in the same e-mail reply:

Hitler rose to power using and blaming the jews for the destruction of the German economy. Castro built his army of murderers by blaming the  rich bankers and capitalist for destroying Cuba and taking advantage of the Cuban people. Hummmm?

Hackbarth has a reputation for being a generally unpleasant person. He was stripped of a committee chairmanship after he was caught with a loaded gun in a Planned Parenthood parking lot a few months ago. Given his history, juvenile outbursts like this are to be expected. The rest of the GOP caucus hasn’t been very forthcoming with thoughts on their colleague’s intemperate remarks, which I suppose is also to be expected.

Jun 142011
 

Today was one of my more depressing workdays. Both my union and our agency’s commissioner held meetings to discuss the implications of an increasingly likely state government shutdown. Much is still unknown regarding which state services, if any, will be deemed essential by a judge and continue to receive funding. I can survive for a time without a paycheck, but I’m beginning to wonder how my health and nursing care will be affected. The state is already sending notices to 600,000 recipients of public assistance that benefits may end on July 1st. During the 2005 shutdown, Medical Assistance benefits continued without interruption, but that shutdown was much smaller in scope.

My own circumstances are further complicated by the fact that I’m enrolled in a Medicaid buy-in program that allows for higher income and asset limits in exchange for paying a premium. If I get laid off, I can remain in the program for a few months before having to liquidate my retirement account and other assets. That should be enough time, but it’s a powerful reminder for me that long-term unemployment would probably force me onto Social Security again. I haven’t collected a Social Security check since 1999.

Of course, all this could be avoided if the Republican leadership in the Legislature would be willing to meet the Governor halfway on the issue of tax increases. Instead, they remain fixated on balancing the budget exclusively through a package of cuts that will disproportionately affect the poor and disenfranchised.

I came to Minnesota because it’s one of the few states in the nation that offered both the assistance and opportunities I needed to build a life of independence. The life I have simply wouldn’t be possible in most other places. But I’m beginning to fear that the Minnesota that welcomed me fifteen years ago is transforming into a meaner, harsher place where those of us who need assistance of one type or another are seen as burdens rather than neighbors. I hope I’m wrong, but I’m feeling pretty discouraged at the moment.