Feb 272006
 

I saw Good Night, and Good Luck over the weekend and ever since then, I’ve been craving Scotch and cigarettes.  At the end of the film, Murrow blasts television as an escapist, superficial medium that has failed to live up to its promise as a tool for creating an educated and enlightened citizenry.  He proposes setting aside a few hours a week for current-affairs programming.  I wonder what he would make of today’s television landscape.  Today’s viewers have a wealth of informative and educational programming available to them, if they choose to seek it out.  Most television news reporting, however, is abysmal.  The cable news outlets rarely do a story that runs longer than five minutes.  What passes for “analysis” is a series of disembodied heads reciting the prepared talking points of one side of the debate or the other.  It’s predictable.  It’s boring.  Worse, it breeds the kind of political apathy and disengagement that is rampant in this country. 
 
Maybe we need to allow smoking in the nation’s newsrooms again.  Maybe the type of reporter who smokes three packs a day is the kind of reporter who might fearlessly pursue the stories that need to be told. 

Feb 262006
 

The news coming out of Iraq does not bode well for this Administration’s vision of a democratic Middle East.  As much as I believe in the concept of promoting democracy and human rights in every country around the world, I can’t help thinking that we’ve inadvertently given authoritarian regimes another justification for resisting political reform and liberalization.  They can simply say to their people, “Look at what freedom and democracy has given the people of Iraq.  Nothing but blood and tears.  Is that what you want for yourselves?  For your families?”
 
Time and again, the West makes the mistake of believing in the Instant Soup theory of spreading democracy.  Take one totalitarian society, add some occupying soldiers, an election or two, a constitution, stir, and voila, you’ve got yourself a free and open society.  But as our president might say, democracy is hard work.  We may not want to admit it, but democracy runs contrary to some basic human impulses.  For millennia, authoritarianism was the overwhelmingly predominant style of government on the planet.  The Romans, Greeks, and some Native American peoples experimented with limited forms of democracy, but ninety percent of human history is a narrative of the brutal and bloody exercise of power of a select few over the masses. 
 
Democracy does not grow in the wild.  It’s a hothouse flower that requires careful cultivation and constant tending.  And we have been pathetically clumsy in our attempts to grow democracy in other countries. 

Feb 252006
 

ABC has given the greenlight to a new anthology series, Masters of Science Fiction.  According to the press release, it will adapt classic stories from authors like Asimov and Bradbury into one-hour television episodes.  I’m going to start a pool on how many weeks this series will last before ABC gives it the axe.  Science fiction has never done well on network television and it’s difficult to build an audience around an anthology.  But perhaps it will stick around long enough to give us a decent DVD set.

Feb 242006
 

One of the podcasts that I subscribe to is Slice of Sci-Fi, a weekly rundown of science fiction news and interviews with assorted guests including Wil Wheaton and Peter Mayhew.  But the best thing about this podcast is Summer, who plays second fiddle to Michael and Evo, the show’s two primary hosts.  It’s safe to say that I have a bit of a crush on her.  She comes across as bright, articulate, and funny.  She digs comics and Star Trek and science fiction novels and–well, basically all of the things that I like.  And as if that wasn’t enough, she has this unbelievably smoky, sexy voice that is totally reminds me of Scarlett Johannsen (another crush of mine).  I have no idea what Summer looks like, but I’m willing to bet my brand-new Spock bust sitting on top of my monitor that she’s a hottie. 
 
She’s also in Phoenix, which makes any chance encounter between us several magnitudes of unlikely.  So come on, all you ubercool geek chicks up here in the Great White North, let your freak flags fly high so that I can find you. 

Feb 232006
 

I had a different blog entry lined up for today, but I came home late tonight, so you’re going to have to settle for this link to an article of mine that’s appearing in this month’s issue of Access Press.  If I can’t shamelessly plug myself in my own blog, where else am I going to do it?
 
I have tickets to Death Cab!  And Franz Ferdinand!  All in the same show!  My friend and I are so going to try and get backstage.  Ben Gibbard simply must know that I’m getting rather impatient for the next Postal Service album. 

Feb 222006
 

At Saturday’s party, I was talking to a friend of mine who’s participating in an art co-op to keep up her drawing skills.  Every week or two, a model poses nude for the group.  And then she casually asked me if I’d ever consider posing.
 
My first reaction was an unambiguous “Hell, no.”  It’s not that I’m bashful; one unavoidable consequence of living with a disability like mine is that plenty of people have had the opportunity to see me naked over the years.  I’m just not sure I want any permanent record of me and my pasty white ass residing in the pages of someone’s sketchbook.  Someone might get the idea to scan and post the drawings to some kinky disability devotee website, along with my blog URL.  And then my Inbox would be flooded with requests for photos of me in various states of undress; requests that range in tone from “polite but creepy” to “you want to do what with my corpse?”  No, I will not inadvertently become fodder for someone’s twisted fantasies.  I’m more than just a piece of meat. 
 
On the other hand, I need some fresh blog material.  Something tells me I’d be one of the more memorable models to come before them.  And I’m not just talking about the disability.  But I require assurances that the room isn’t too chilly.

Feb 212006
 

I want to give a shout-out to my friend and fellow Fellow Jeannette, who has scored a staff position with the Amy Klobuchar for Senate campaign.  Jeannette will be working tirelessly to ensure that Mark Kennedy‘s career as a Republican tool ends in November.  Minnesota already has one tool in the Senate, and that’s one tool too many.  Good luck to Jeannette and don’t forget about me when you’re running Klobuchar’s Senate office and attending chic cocktail parties in Georgetown. 

Feb 202006
 

I installed an additional stick of RAM in my computer, upgrading it to a muscular 1.5GB from a measly 512MB.  I’m kicking myself for not doing this sooner.  The axiom that says adding more memory is the most cost-efficient way of boosting a computer’s performance is definitely true.  My system is much perkier as a result.  It’s like it’s almost saying, “Hey, I feel great!  Whaddya got for me?  Oh, c’mon, that’s it?  Open some more programs!  How about we work on three documents while downloading a bunch of torrents and crunching some SETI data?  Or we could mash some MP3s while I play chess with myself.  Let’s multitask like a motherfucker!”
 
You’ll have to excuse my computer.  Ever since the upgrade, it’s been a little overexuberant.

Feb 192006
 

Being a cripple does give you an excuse to take the easy way out sometimes.  Take last night’s party, for example.  I certainly wasn’t going to attempt to cook anything, so I simply called up Surdyk’s and told the nice man on the phone what items I wanted on the menu.  Then I called up my sister and nicely asked my sister to pick up a few other things on her way to my place.  Then I supervised my nurse as she straightened up my place before the guests arrived.  My total commitment of resources: a bit of cash and a couple hours of prep time.  Having friends tell you what a great party you threw: priceless. 

Feb 182006
 

I’m having a small party this evening to show off the new floors, which means I should spend a little time straightening things up.  I even had a cleaning crew come in yesterday to do a more thorough job.  My nurses would do just about anything for me, but I draw the line at making them scrub the the toilet bowl.  And I should create some kind of iTunes playlist to provide some additional ambience. 
 
Speaking of music, can someone please pass a law to restrict the proliferation of Interpol clones?  Bands like She Wants Revenge and Louis XIV and The Bravery are only encouraging even less talented skinny white men to put on some some mascara and drone into a microphone about how much they’re turned on by skinny white women who like to cut themselves.