I made 69 cents because of my blog! Dude! A few weeks ago, I joined the Amazon Affiliates program (you’ve probably noticed the ads in the sidebar). My dad purchased one of the books that I had showcased and I got a commission of 69 cents! This will only encourage me to become more aggressive in my attempts to sell you crap you don’t need. I’ll start devoting entire blog entries to pitching the new Shakira or the Friends boxed DVD collection. Because I’m beginning to see dollar signs in this whole blogging thing.
As I mentioned yesterday, I was at a fundraiser last night and I shared a table with two close friends. I’m not sure this was such a good idea. My friend Erin, whom I’ve known for several years, was whispering something to my friend Rose at the buffet line. Then they both looked back at me and shook their heads. I have a sinking feeling that all those drunken secrets I’ve shared with Erin are coming back to haunt me.
Not much of an entry tonight, as I was out late at a fundraiser for the Minnesota Justice Foundation. More on that tomorrow.
It’s, like, ten degrees outside if you factor in the wind chill. Winter sucks ass.
I can’t find Kate Bush’s new CD on iTunes, which means I’m going to have to order the actual CD. It’s funny how I’ve become accustomed to the instant gratification that can accompany a couple clicks of the mouse. I can’t immediately recall the last time I bought music in any sort of physical form. Not this year, I don’t think.
Kate Bush is one of those artists that either you get or you don’t. Bjork and Wilco are a couple similar examples that come to mind. The first time I heard Kate Bush’s music was in early 1994. Remember, I had a relatively sheltered childhood growing up in Green Bay and I was late to the party as far as a lot of 80s artists were concerned. The Olympics were taking place in Lillehammer and I was watching some kind of recap of downhill skiing and they were using Kate Bush’s “Rubberband Girl” as the soundtrack. I’m not sure why I remember something like that. I have a weird memory; I can recall lots of otherwise mundane moments that contain a sliver of personal significance. I remember thinking how unique her voice sounded and that I desperately wanted to hear more than the brief excerpt that was played on television. And I only had to wait eleven years for the next album. But it looks like it’s been worth the wait, as it’s getting some great reviews.
I’m trying to figure out whether I can get rid of my old electric wheelchair. It’s about ten years old, but it still works and somebody might be able to make use of it. It’s been cluttering up my guest bedroom and I simply want it out of here. If you have any ideas on how I can get rid of it, drop me a line.
We’re supposed to get our first major snowfall of the season later tonight. Of course, it was forecast to begin this morning, which is consistent with the local media’s habit of overselling events like this. But I won’t be at all surprised if my morning commute to St. Paul takes twice as long as normal because everyone will be experiencing their annual First Snow Freakout.
The problem of world hunger is overwhelming in its scope and magnitude. It the unfortunate offspring of events both natural and man made. Most of you reading this blog will probably never travel to a developing country to provide direct hunger relief. But there are small things that each of us can do that may influence living conditions in other parts of the world.
Much of the world devotes its resources to satisfying the needs and wants of a relatively small but enormously wealthy population. Many of the most common cash crops–like coffee, bananas, and sugar–are just that, a means of earning cash for the corporations that own the land on which these crops are grown. The farmers who tend these crops will probably not consume any of what they grow; it simply isn’t part of their diet. We can choose to consume things like fair-trade coffee, ensuring that farmers themselves (and their communities) receive the profits of their labor. We can support businesses that sell fair-trade products (McDonald’s recently began selling free-trade coffee).
Of course, the best way to make a difference is to support one of the many NGOs that are working to end world hunger. But it doesn’t hurt to be conscious of the things we consume and how those things are produced.
Last night, I went to an Oxfam dinner and fundraiser. We were separated into three groups: the wealthy, the middle-income, and the poor (the largest group, of course). The wealthy enjoyed a full meal, the middle class was fed beans and rice, and the poor only had rice. The point of this exercise was to illustrate that people who find themselves living in poverty and hunger are victims of chance. Someone born in sub-Saharan Africa is much more likely to experience hunger than someone born in the United States. I think a lot of people assume that hunger is a natural event, like an earthquake or tsunami. They assume that there simply isn’t enough food for everyone. That isn’t true. The planet produces enough food to easily meet everyone’s nutritional needs. Hunger is usually a result of neglect or abuse of power. Denying access to food is a weapon in many conflicts.
We also assume that hunger has no solution. I’ll write more about that tomorrow.
Republicans are fond of criticizing us liberals for being a bunch of hedonistic, free-loving, natural-law-defying perverts. But you know that all that sexual repression is bound to create some dark alleys in the Republican male psyche. Exhibit 1: The New Yorker’s examination of Scooter Libby’s one attempt at literary greatness, The Apprentice. It’s supposed to be some sort of erotically-charged thriller. Here’s an excerpt:
At age ten the madam put the child in a cage with a bear trained to couple with young girls so the girls would be frigid and not fall in love with their patrons. They fed her through the bars and aroused the bear with a stick when it seemed to lose interest.
Um, kinky. But kinky in a holy-crap-what-kind-of-sites-on-the-Internet-do-you-visit sort of way. I wonder if Scooter is lying awake at night, hoping that he doesn’t get stuck with a cellmate who read the book and wants to act out his favorite passages.
Happy Veterans Day. Or, if you’re a member of the over-70 demographic, Happy Armistice Day. The State of Minnesota was kind enough to give me the day off, so I had lunch with Rosie at Moose and Sadie’s in the Warehouse District. The weather in Minneapolis has been freakishly warm for the last few days and we were able to eat al fresco. Afterwards, I decided to make a visit to Big Brain Comics, where I dropped…well, let’s just say I was probably their best customer today.
And don’t look at me like that. We all have our vices.
An added observation: while I was eating lunch with Rosie, I lost count of the number of people with disabilities that passed by our table. Is Minneapolis becoming a crip Mecca? Is this where the inevitable crip revolution will begin? Should I start assigning noms de guerre to all my crip friends? Mine will be Christophe Wheeler.
My friend Rosie is featured this week on the Activist Architect blog. Rose is the kind of friend who makes you feel that world can’t be all that bad if there are people like her in it. Go read about her and you’ll see what I mean.
The question of states’ rights in regards to the Americans with Disabilities Act was before the Supreme Court today…again. In the case of Goodman v. Georgia, the State of Georgia argues that it has no duty to provide reasonable accommodations to prisoners with disabilities. In other words, if a prisoner in a wheelchair can’t transfer to the toilet because there are no grab bars in the cell, the state can shrug its shoulders and say, “Tough luck.” If a deaf inmate needs an ASL interpreter to participate in the prison’s GED classes, the state doesn’t have to lift a finger.
I know I’m repeating myself, but I’m getting tired of the disability community having to fight tooth and nail for basic rights, like the right not to sit in your own shit for days on end. I know it’s popular to be tough on prisoners, but nobody should be singled out for discrimination simply because they live within the walls of a prison. And if prisons don’t have to provide reasonable accommodations under Title II, then it’s logical to assume that neither do state hospitals, state parks, state office buildings, and so forth.
This is one of the first major cases for the Roberts court. Hopefully, Tennessee v. Lane will serve as precedent and the Court will finally and definitively declare that disability rights are not subordinate to states’ rights.
