I feel like I’m finally starting to get back into a regular writing groove after about a month of having a various things interfere with my page-a-day rule (illness, family visits, extracurricular activities, etc.). As I’m closing in on page 400, I can see the faint glimmerings of an ending. The current plan, which almost will certainly change, is to have a first draft completed by the end of the year. I’m still not sure if this story will be of interest to anyone besides me, but I’ll worry about that after the last page is written.
By the way, Robot Chicken is one of the funniest things on television. It’s like when you were ten years old and your older, slightly stoned brother got a hold of your He-Man action figures and made you watch as he employed them in some twisted narrative of his own invention. Except I didn’t have an older brother. But you know what I mean.
I’ve refrained from commenting on l’affaire de Rove because there are so many other bloggers following every twist in this story. But I think it’s important to reiterate, as many have, that this story isn’t really about who leaked a name to a reporter. In the final analysis, this is about the Administration’s attempts to discredit anyone who questioned its rationale for going to war in Iraq. Whether or not a reasonable person could believe that Iraq possessed WMDs is a matter that will never be completely settled. What seems to be increasingly clear, however, is that Administration had no interest in allowing debate on the issue. It was determined to have this war and it was not going to tolerate any dissension that might lead to a further examination of the Administration’s true agenda. This is what is so disheartening about Bush’s leadership. He makes decisions that feel right to him on a gut level and then looks for the facts to support those decisions. That’s fine if you’re making draft picks for a football team, but not when you’re sending people off to war.
Holy crap, when did CompactFlash memory become so cheap? I was looking on NewEgg for a larger capacity memory card for my camera and I couldn’t believe it. $12 bucks for 128 MB! When I bought my camera two years ago, I think I paid $50 for a 64 MB card. It won’t be long before you’ll be able to store a gig of images on your camera. I continue to be amazed by how quickly storage has become so inexpensive.
I fear my air conditioner is going to sputter and die before too long. This is the eighth or ninth straight day of temperatures above 90 degrees with humidity levels of, like, 200%. But I’m not going to complain. In a few months, it’s going to be cold and gray and I’ll fondly remember being all hot and sweaty and gross.
Sixty years ago, a top secret experiment in the New Mexico desert ushered in the Atomic Age. Today, the Doomsday Clock stands at seven minutes to midnight. 16,000 nuclear warheads remain operationally deployed, most of them still targeted at the U.S. or Russia. More than a decade after the fall of the Soviet Union, our respective nuclear forces are still on alert. I don’t quite get the strategic reasoning for continuing to aim our missiles at each other. I’m pretty sure the Russians aren’t planning on invading anytime soon.
Speaking of, remember that movie Red Dawn? Remember when that dad imprisoned in a labor camp yells out “AVENGE ME!” to his sons from behind a chain link fence? Man, that was bad. I’m gonna add it to my Netflx queue right now.
Organized sports brings out truly vile behavior in some people. In Pittsburgh, a T-ball coach paid one of the little tykes on his team $25 to bean another teammate in the head with a baseball. Motive: the coach didn’t want this kid, who happens to have a cognitive disability, playing on his team. Mind you, we’re talking about T-ball. Do they even keep score in T-ball? Was the coach worried his team would miss that last wild card spot in the T-ball playoffs? Fucking idiot.
I saw War of the Worlds last weekend. I liked it a lot. Seeing that tripod burst out of the street was one of the more frightening experiences I’ve had at a movie recently. WARNING: Quit reading if you don’t want to see spoilers. I also thought Spielberg’s decision not to show us the entire battle in the field by the farmhouse was brilliant. It could have been a massive CGI spectacle, but limiting our perspective somehow made it feel more authentic. But one thing about this story, in all its incarnations, bugs me. Here you have a supposedly advanced race of aliens with technology that can crush half of America’s military before supper. Before invading, you would think the aliens would have thought to get their shots. I mean, didn’t they do simulations and stuff to prepare? Did the sensors on their tripods fail to detect those pesky microbes? The ending makes the aliens seem more incompetent than menacing.
I just received the coolest postcard from a friend who’s spending the summer in Hawaii. Check it out:

It’s like something from the Eisenhower era. A sort of Technicolor dream version of Hawaii.
A friendly word of advice to Access Press, the local newspaper for the disability community: hire a fact checker. Your current issue contains an article on MA-EPD, the Medicaid buy-in program administered by my division at DHS. The article contains several inaccuracies about the program that could have been easily avoided with one phone call to our staff. It’s enough of a challenge to educate the public about this program without also having to dispel fears caused by someone else’s sloppy journalism. No, I’m not angry. Just disappointed.
PostSecret has to be one of the most compelling on-line art experiments I’ve seen. The underlying concept is simple enough. People send in anonymous postcards with secrets written on them. Some of them are funny. Others are sad. And some are disturbing. Scrolling through these postcards has a definite frisson of voyeurism, regardless of whether they’re all genuine. It also makes me think about all the secrets we carry with us on a daily basis. Do we keep these secrets for our own selfish reasons or for the sakes of others? Perhaps the secrets we keep say as much about who we are as the things we choose to reveal.
And yes, I have one or two secrets myself. But there’s no way I’m writing any of them down on a postcard. The only way to pry my secrets out of me is through generous amounts of alcohol combined with explicit promises of carnal pleasures. I’d make a horrible spy. Get me drunk and start nibbling on my earlobe and I’d gladly reveal all kinds of national secrets. And when I ran out of actual secrets, I’d start inventing ones just to ensure the earlobe nibbling continued.
Well, that was weird. I was working on a blog entry when the power cut out for a few seconds. So, where was I? My sister was just here. She got a couple kittens recently and can’t stop declaring how cute they are. I’ve also learned that one cat has, and I quote, “a smelly butt.” It’s not that I don’t like cats. I’m indifferent to cats. Whenever a cat and I exchange glances, I get the distinct feeling it’s thinking, “The fuck you looking at?”
Dogs are a different matter. Dogs are the sycophants of the animal kingdom. Dogs aren’t happy unless you’re happy. I mean, when was the last time you saw a cat wearing a harness and opening doors for someone in a wheelchair? Yeah, me neither.
I finally figured out how to display the photos from the lake. Guess I had to upload them through MT. Here they are.:



It was hot that day, as you can probably tell from the hazy quality of the photos. I’ll try to put up some pictures of the Mill Ruins in the next week or so.
I don’t feel like writing a lot today, so I thought I’d post some pictures that I took at Lake Calhoun yesterday. For those of you not familiar with Minneapolis, Lake Calhoun is the largest in the city and is part of a chain of lakes consisting of Lake Calhoun, Lake Harriet, and Lake of the Isles.
Ok, I can’t get the images to load. I’ll figure this out later.
