Constantine was one of those movies that left me feeling conflicted. I liked a lot of what the film does. Reeves gives a more substantial performance than he did any of the Matrix chapters. The movie provides some effective thrills and scares but the CGI doesn’t overpower the movie. And I really liked Tilda Swinton’s embodiment of the androgynous angel Gabriel. The ending, however, irritated me. It seemed to sputter and hiccup towards a climax and resolution, with way too many lengthy exchanges of dialog interrupting the pace. I’ll probably need to wait until I see it again on DVD before I can form a more concrete opinion.
I have a three-day weekend because of President’s Day, so I’m trying to get the most out of this extended break. I should do a comprehensive backup of my data using my new DVD burner, so that might be my goal for today. I also need to get off my ass and critique a friend’s manuscript.
The new trailer for Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy looks like fun. I’m a little disappointed that Ford Prefect doesn’t have an English accent. If the film versions of Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings could keep their British feel, I’m not sure why this movie couldn’t do the same. But the trailer seems to convey the book’s sly tone.
I think I’m also going to see Constantine today. I know that Jessa at Bookslut thinks this movie is a the perfect example of Hollywood screwing up the source material and dumbing it down for the prepubescent crowd. She probably has a point. The Hellblazer comics are set in London and John Constantine is blond, British, and a bit of a bastard. The film is set in LA and John Constantine is…Keanu Reeves. But it looks noirish enough to spark my curiosity. As long as I don’t compare it to the comic, I think I’ll be happy.
Warner Brothers is redesigning their classic Looney Toons characters for a new show called Loonatics. And, holy fuck, are they frightening:

It looks like something out of a nightmare of a meth addict who fell asleep in front of the television while eating really spicy Indian food. Except meth addicts don’t eat, so I guess that simile doesn’t work. I realize the suits at WB feel like they have to update their catalog of characters for today’s EXTREME kids, but does Bugs have to look like Satan’s pet bunny?
I’m thinking about going to Paris in the summer of 2006. I’ve been talking about it for so long and it’s time that I do something about it. A year plus a few months should be enough to set aside some money and get all the arrangements made. This will take a little more work than trips I’ve taken in the past, but I think it’s doable. In the meantime, I want to work on my French language skills. I had four years of French in high school and one in college before I stopped because I wouldn’t be going to a French-speaking country anytime soon. I think it would come back to me relatively easily, especially the grammar. It’s the vocabulary I need to work on. It’s going to take more than a few scattered words like fromage and bibliotheque to get me by. My mom (a retired professor of German) suggested I pick up some Berlitz tapes. I’d like to find some interactive material on the Web as well. Too bad I don’t have my old French textbooks anymore. If anyone has some language tips, e-mail me.
And speaking of all things French, I’ve been totally grooving on the new M83 album. It’s become one of my preferred playlists for writing. I just know the Secret Service is going to haul me in for questioning one of these days for being such a francophile. The songs do get a bit overwrought at times, but there’s enough ear candy here to keep things interesting. It’s like a more drugged-out version of Air.
The NHL declared the hockey season officially dead today. I could care less, but Minnesota is hockey country and there are probably more than a few disappointed Wild fans out there. It seems to me that canceling an entire season of a sport is an excellent way to kill a league. Baseball still hasn’t fully recovered from the 1995 strike; hockey was on even less certain footing before this travesty. Before long, the only professional sports left on television will be basketball, football, and golf.
I had my first professional massage yesterday. One of my nurses thought I might enjoy it, but I wasn’t so sure. We went to the student clinic at St. Paul College and I was fairly certain none of the students had worked with someone with a disability. It had the potential to be an awkward experience. The therapist assigned to me didn’t show any signs of being fazed, however. It became a sort of combination massage-physical therapy session. She worked on some of the muscle contractures that inevitably accompany spending so much time sitting. What surprised me most was how much I enjoyed her fingers on my neck. I didn’t realize how tight those muscles get; probably from all the time I spend writing at work and at home. I used to get PT regularly when I was in school, but I kind of let that fall by the wayside when I started working. And even though I get handled regularly by nurses, it was definitely pleasant to experience a more therapeutic style of touch. Hopefully, I’ll be able to continue seeing her on a semi-regular basis.
I scored some free tickets to the Timberwolves game tonight. Let’s hope they play better than they have in recent games.
Next to Christmas, Valentine’s Day is the one holiday that seems to be fraught with expectations and disappointment. Flowers are bought and chocolates are given, but sometimes that’s not enough. I drove past a floral shop on the way home and there was a security guard milling about in the parking lot. I guess fights could break out over that last dozen roses. And then you have all the single people gnashing their teeth and donning T-shirts with slogans like “I think, therefore I’m single.” I know I’m getting at least one Valentine’s Day card. From my mom. So to all the happy couples, frustrated singles, and thoughtful moms, Happy Valentine’s Day.
The first season of The Greatest American Hero was just released on DVD. Man, I loved that show when I was a kid. I used to sing the theme song to myself during the bus ride to school. Since then, I’ve gotten much better at concealing my inner dork.
Here’s the lesson I learned from The Sea Inside, which I saw last night. If I want to get pretty women to fall in love with me, I need to publicly declare my desire to end my life. I’ve been going about things all wrong. Enough of this trying to assimilate with the rest of able-bodied society. Starting tomorrow, I’m confining myself to my bed and I’ll begin dictating morose yet moving poetry. I’ll write letters to the editor bemoaning my tragic situation and my wish to end it all. I’ll post my writings to this blog and before long, beautiful women will be knocking down my door in their determination to give me a reason to live. I should have thought of this sooner.
I actually thought the movie was an even-handed treatment of the euthanasia issue. I used to be really critical of people with disabilities who chose suicide; it was one of the main theses of my law journal article. My views have become more nuanced over time. I don’t think it’s my place to judge another person’s quality of life. What may be tolerable for one person may be unbearable for another. I’m not advocating suicide as an acceptable solution, but I’m also increasingly wary of the indignant, self-righteous tones of some disability activists who scream bloody murder when someone decides not to live with a disability. I’d like to see a little less pontificating and a little more honest discussion. A lot of these activists seem to gloss over the genuine struggles that accompany living with a disability. We all have our personal tipping points; that point where we say, “Enough. No more.” I don’t exactly know what mine is. I don’t think any of us know. But I think it’s the height of arrogance for any of us to pretend that we know when someone has a decent quality of life. The people who tell me they’d rather die if they were in my position and the people who argue that the Terry Schiavos of the world should go on living are equally presumptuous
I’m shutting down the computer soon to put in a DVD burner and a new 200GB hard drive. These sorts of upgrades always take longer than you anticipate; I’ll be pleasantly surprised if it takes me less than an hour.
I was sitting in a weekly legislative briefing yesterday; we were discussing a current bill at the Minnesota Legislature that would update disability-related language in state statutes. You can still find words and phrases like “handicapped,” “mentally retarded”, and even “idiot” in current Minnesota laws. But as with many seemingly innocuous proposals, unexpected problems have arisen. For example, is a “developmental disability” the same as being “mentally retarded” for purposes of eligibility for various programs. My department has used the terms interchangeably for years, adding to the confusion. Further complicating matters is that many people with physical disabilities don’t seem to fall under the category of people with developmental disabilities. Do we create a separate definition for them? The language definitely needs to be updated, but when archaic terms are embedded in eligibility requirements, it becomes more than doing a simple Find and Replace.
The big news around here has been Senator Mark Dayton’s announcement that he will not seek reelection in 2006. He made the correct decision. Dayton has never achieved much visibility since becoming Senator. He’s never seemed comfortable giving speeches or, for that matter, being in the same room with other people. I probably agree with 90% of his political views, but he lacks the ability to convey those views with any passion. He also said that he abhors fundraising, which is certainly understandable. I give him a lot of credit for making the decision this early. He must have known that the Democrats will have a difficult enough holding their ground in 2006 and that he was primed to be the Republicans’ primary target. Personally, I’d like to see Hennepin County Attorney Amy Klobuchar be the Democratic nominee. She’s intelligent, articulate, and I think she could appeal to a wide swath of Minnesota voters.
