Jul 072004
 

Yikes, I have another birthday coming up in a couple weeks. This past year has gone by in a flash. I have noticed a subjective acceleration of time in the last couple years. Remember when you were a kid, and next week might as well have meant the heat death of the universe? Now, the weeks seem to melt away in between breaths. Don’t think I’ll do much to celebrate this time around. Not that you can’t still get me something, if you’re so inclined. But 31 doesn’t have the base-10 elegance of 30, so I don’t see much point in making a big fuss about it. Just so I’m not considered middle-aged. Anything but that. Please let me be hip and cool for at least a couple more years. Please let girls in their mid-twenties look at me without thinking I’m too old for them. Please let me continue to use words like “awesome” and “dude” without sounding lame or completely phony. Please let me be an advertiser’s target demographic for just a little while longer.

Jul 062004
 

Wow. Kerry went for the crowd-pleaser and picked Edwards. I’m actually a bit shocked. I thought we might get Gephardt, and apparently so did the New York Post. Oops. I think this choice could really help spread the fight to states that might not otherwise be in play. I’m not expecting the Dems to pick up Virginia or South Carolina, but it might force the Bush campaign to expend resources in places that would typically be safely in the red column. I’m sure the GOP will attack his lack of experience and his work as a trial attorney, but I don’t see either argument sticking. Bush had only a couple years of political experience when he assumed the presidency. And Edwards’s trial work was mostly on behalf of injured plaintiffs, not representing big *cough* Haliburton *cough* industry. I’m looking forward to the VP debates.
Here’s an article written by a recent college graduate describing her experiences as a student with a disability. Sounds like we both dealt with some clueless professors. I had an advisor tell me to consider not taking French because it was in an inaccessible building. I had a logic professor who didn’t believe that students with disabilities should receive time extensions on exams. But I don’t think I ever encountered the discrimination and cruelty mentioned in this article. Makes me second-guess my own characterizations of my alma mater as conservative and provincial.

Jul 052004
 

Ugh. I’m going to keep this short because I’ve spent the last five hours chained to my computer, working on the grant I mentioned earlier.
My friend Charles, who guest-blogged while I was in Miami, will be coming to visit in a couple weeks. I’m looking forward to a week of pizza, late-night gaming, and just hanging out. And he’s also bringing his collection of MST3K DVDs, which should provide some amusement. A few years ago, when I was in the hospital recovering from pneumonia, Charles brought a tape of one of the episodes (I think it was Space Children). We started watching it and during the absolutely hilarious Jackie Coogan skit, I began to laugh so hard that the attending nurse thought I was having a seizure.
Bummer, no Daleks in the new Dr. Who. So much for my Halloween costume idea of taping a plunger to my forehead, encasing my chair in an aluminum barrel, and wandering the floors of my building yelling “Exterminate! Exterminate!” I still might do it, even if only two people in the whole neighborhood get the reference.

Jul 042004
 

Somebody needs to invent an umbrella that can be easily attached to a wheelchair. I was walking home from meeting a friend for coffee last night and I got caught in a downpour. By the time I got home, I was one soggy cripple. The motors on my wheelchair also temporarily crapped out, but fortunately I was already home by then. Everything was back in working order once it had the chance to dry out. Could have been worse, I suppose. Could have been like that one time when I was walking around Lake Calhoun and got caught in a storm and my chair crapped out before I could get back to the car.
Leaving shortly to see Spiderman. After all the good things I’ve read about it, I hope I’m not disappointed.

Jul 032004
 

Bill Gates will be giving me a few bucks towards the purchase of my next hard drive, thanks to the recent settlement in the class-action suit brought by Minnesota against Microsoft. Yay for me, but the best aspects of the settlement are the millions of dollars that will go to public schools and the Minneapolis Legal Aid Society. I did some summer clerking for the Disability Law Center, part of the Legal Aid Society, and I can attest to the fact that they could definitely use some new computers. Microsoft seems to be determined to resolve all of the outstanding litigation against it, which is probably a smart strategy. The hundreds of millions in settlement dollars is probably preferable to the potential billions in compensatory and punitive damages. And when I read about the millions of dollars that are going to the firms that worked on the case, I momentarily regretted my decision not to go into private practice. But only for a moment.

Jul 022004
 

The Department of Homeland Security wants you to know that if you use Internet Explorer, you’re letting the terrorists win. I made the switch yesterday and I have no real complaints so far. It seems that images take a bit longer to load, but the difference is minimal. This whole incident may be just what the open-source movement needs to seep into the consciousness of the general public. Browser technology may not be the sexist thing in the computer industry, but Microsoft deserves a wake-up call. How many other products allow five years to pass without any major upgrades?
Assuming I can find a good vantage point on Sunday night, I want to take some pictures of the fireworks with the digital camera. Can any photo geeks out there give me some pointers on the best settings on the camera for this purpose? I know squat about photography, so keep it simple. I have a Canon Powershot A70, if that matters.
Hope all of you are planning on enjoying yourselves over this long weekend. This will be a working holiday for me as I have a grant deadline coming at me like a freight train. Think of me as you’re snarfing down your frankfurters and potato salad.

Jul 012004
 

Sony is making a run on Apple’s market share by introducing its own answer to the iPod. But here’s what I don’t get. It uses a proprietary file format that isn’t compatible with any of the existing on-line music stores. It doesn’t even play MP3s. Are the executives at Sony high? I can’t imagine that many people would be willing to give up their MP3 collections for the sake of a new Walkman. I don’t think Steve Jobs will lose any sleep over this.
Okay, okay, so I have no excuse to switch to Firefox, as some of you made clear in your comments. By the way, I do appreciate all the comments you guys are leaving. They’re fun to read and it makes me a little less worried that I’m talking to myself.
Check out this PDA for people who are blind. It’s got Bluetooth, WiFi, speech output, the works. Very cool. It’s not as portable as a Palm Tungsten, but it’s a step in the right direction.

Jun 302004
 

Here’s your “Awww, that’s nice” moment for the day: a story about a baseball league for kids with disabilities. somebody should have told the writer to ease up on the word “handicapped,” but otherwise it’s a cute story. I remember doing something similar when I was at an MDA-sponsored summer camp near Milwaukee many years ago. Of course, the best part of the experience for me was having an attractive woman stand behind me to help me hold the bat. Guess I haven’t changed much since then.
After reading about yet another security flaw in Internet Explorer, I’ve been asking myself whether I should switch to another browser like Firefox. My geek street cred is probably compromised by the fact that I still use IE. But part of me doesn’t want to go through the hassle of converting my bookmarks. I know, I’m pathetically lazy. Maybe I’ll make that one of my projects for the upcoming long weekend.
Matt Drudge, that paragon of journalistic integrity, is reporting that Kerry may offer the veep spot to Hillary Clinton. I’d be okay with that, but I think the story is bullshit. First, Hillary would mobilize the Democratic base, but her selection would also stoke the fires of the far-right wingnuts who would do their damnedest to turn out even more votes. Furthermore, I don’t think Hillary wants to be put in the position of possibly waiting eight years before she can make her own run. Nope, it’ll be Edwards or Gephardt, preferably Edwards.
I’m giving myself the day off from working on the book, so I think I’ll indulge in some gaming. At the rate I’ve been progressing through Knights of the Old Republic, I’ll finish it sometime before the end of the decade. I like to get my money’s worth from my games.

Jun 292004
 

SCOTUS continues to be full of surprises. Today, they ruled that the Child Online Protection Act is “likely” unconstitutional because of its chilling effect on protected forms of on-line speech. For example, websites about birth control or illustrations of certain works of art might have been deemed obscene under COPA, subjecting the operators to criminal prosecution. And Clarence Thomas, of all people, was in the majority. And Stephen Breyer was in the minority. The hell? Is this some alternate-universe Supreme Court, perhaps from the same universe where Spock had that totally bitchin’ fu manchu?

Jun 282004
 

This is kind of interesting. In October, the Millennium Hotel in Minneapolis will be host to the Fiddler’s Green Convention. From the website:
Fiddler’s Green will be a Sandman-focused convention at the Millennium Hotel, Minneapolis, 12-14 November 2004. Membership is limited to 500 paid attending members, plus convention guests and staff.
All proceeds, after the con is over and the bills are paid, will be donated to the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund.

It’s a $100 to register, which for me means $200 to cover myself and a nurse, so I’m not sure I’ll go. I’ve only been to one con in my whole life, a Star Trek con back in Green Bay in ’88 or ’89. My reaction then to the whole experience was to get a bit freaked out. I liked Trek, but I wasn’t about to put on a uniform and become fluent in Klingon. I was a fan, but these people were freaks. Or at least that’s how my insecure 16-year-old mind perceived it back then. But I do remember buying a white baseball cap with the United Federation of Planets logo on the front, so I can’t completely deny my own geek tendencies. I think it’d be a blast to go to a con now. I hope I would be a little less judgmental and simply enjoy the spectacle. Imagine all the great pictures I could get for the blog.