May 192004
 

Someone has designed a tongue-control interface for the Nintendo GameBoy Advance. It’s not the cybernetic X-Box interface I’m waiting for, but we’re getting closer.
My friend Adam nominated for a spot in next year’s Humphrey Institute Policy Fellows program. It sounds like a really exciting opportunity; getting to meet other professionals who are up-and-coming in their respective fields. There may even be a potential trip to Washington D.C., which would be cool because I’ve never been there. One doesn’t grow up dreaming of becoming a policy wonk, but that looks like the direction I’m heading in. And next to writing, I really can’t think of anything I’d rather be doing. Who knows. If Kerry wins in November, maybe I could land some sort of policy advisor position in his Administration.

May 182004
 

Tonight, a short entry to compensate for yesterday’s rambling. First, congratulations to the happy couples in Massachusetts who are now able to enjoy the benefits of state-sanctioned marriage. Let”s hope that the religious right doesn’t spoil the party with a constitutional ban or some such foolishness. I could be wrong, but I don’t think this is going to materialize into a wedge issue for Bush. The problem for those who oppose gay marriage is they can’t articulate how it hurts anyone else. Straight people are still going to get married (and divorced) just like before.
Second, Enterprise got renewed? Um, yay, I guess? I was kind of hoping the Star Trek franchise would get a rest and maybe come back with something fresh and original. But because I’m such a tool, I’ll still watch the damn thing, if only to glimpse Jolene Blaylock’s navel once in a while.

May 172004
 

I’ve written previously about the Tennessee v. Lane case that was heard before the U.S. Supreme Court last fall. Today, the Court ruled that states can be sued under Title II of the Americans with Disabilities Act. This decision came as something of a surprise to many because, in recent years, the Court has adopted a doctrine of limited federal powers based on the Eleventh Amendment. In fact, the Court had already ruled in another case, Garrett, that states cannot be sued under Title I of the ADA (covering employment discrimination). Title II requires publicly funded services and programs to be accessible to people with disabilities and the Court found that the legislation was congruent and proportional to its stated aim of making courts accessible. But that’s what’s puzzling about this ruling; it’s limited to the specific fact pattern of the case. The Court refuses to state whether states would be covered by Title II in cases involving other services or programs. I’m not sure why the majority took this approach. It seems counter-productive to leave the door open to future litigation with the somewhat absurd result of courts having to parse out the scope of a state’s responsibilities under Title II. Perhaps the Justices didn’t want to give the impression that they were making a dramatic break with previous Eleventh Amendment holdings.
And I have to point out something Scalia said in his concurring dissent:
Requiring access for disabled persons to all public buildings cannot remotely be considered a means of �enforcing� the Fourteenth Amendment. The considerations of long accepted practice and of policy that sanctioned such distortion of language where state racial discrimination is at issue do not apply in this field of social policy far removed from the principal object of the Civil War Amendments.
It’s this kind of strict textualism that drives me up the wall. How is eliminating institutional discrimination any different than eliminating institutional racial discrimination? No, the drafters of the 14th Amendment probably had no concept of disability rights, but they did have the wisdom to not restrict the Amendment purely to matters of race. The Fourteenth Amendment sprang out of the horrors of slavery, but it was crafted to ensure equal protection to everyone with no exceptions or qualifiers. Scalia rigid interpretation is without intellectual merit and, frankly, it’s un-American

May 162004
 

Why is it that all movies set in ancient historical times have their characters speak in British accents? Do we somehow associate that style of speech with grander, more epic eras? I was sitting in the movie theater yesterday, watching Brad Pitt trying to act all classical and heroic, and I suddenly wondered what Achilles would sound like with a deep Southern drawl or a thick Scottish brogue. Yes, my attention wandered during the film. It wasn’t a bad movie, but after the second or third mano a mano fight scene, I got kind of bored.
I also rented this made-for-cable movie titled Door to Door. William H. Macy plays a door-to-door salesman with cerebral palsy who got his job in the mid Fifties, when it was extremely rare for anyone with a disability to be employed. Macy nails the mannerisms and speech of someone with CP. As for the story itself, eh. I guess it’s based on a real person and I admired his drive to live and work independently, but I didn’t necessarily like him. Maybe it was the whole salesman schtick. The thought of selling laundry detergent and dog biscuits for decade after decade fills me with a peculiar kind of horror. But I can understand his desire to stick with a job that had some degree of security for him. The movie also painted him as a kind of social idiot, pushing away any real close friendships and even, apparently, a romantic opportunity. Maybe I just got a little sensitive because sometimes I worry about going through the rest of my life essentially alone.
Some of you know my fondness for tornado porn. Here’s a cool video clip showing a twister going medieval on some poor house.

May 152004
 

A couple big events in the world of blogging. First, the Blogger interface has been redesigned. It looks more user-friendly and it has some cool features like blogging via e-mail. And Six Apart has released the developers’ version of Moveable Type 3.0. Every geek seems to have an opinion about the new licensing and fee structure in MT. Frankly, I could care less. I don’t have multiple blogs and I’m the only author on this one, so I can get away with the free version. Even if they did charge a fee for a personal license, I’d probably pay it. I tend to reward software publishers that make stuff I find useful. I sometimes think the free software movement has left us all a little spoiled and a little insensitive about the work that goes into creating good software. Free is good, but it shouldn’t be something something that we come to expect from every developer.

May 142004
 

Weekends are one of humanity’s most brilliant inventions. It’s been a long week and I’m ready for some R & R. I think I’m going to see Troy tomorrow with a friend and I also intend on replenishing my comic stash. I finally feel like I’ve fully recovered from my cold and I need to catch up on some quality fun time. My writing process has become more arduous than usual and getting out of this apartment for points other than work will do me some good.
I’ve come to the conclusion that being a freelance writer is the best job ever. Xeni Jardin got to go hang out with Hef at his mansion to celebrate the release of, all things, a computer game. You can see some of the pictures she took at the party here. Party on, Xeni.

May 132004
 

Look, I appreciate getting over 2,000 hits today, but you’re not going to find any illicit pictures of a certain disgraced US soldier. I’m not sure how this blog became a Mecca for every Google search on the subject, but it’s beginning to creep me out a little. So, sorry to disappoint, but feel free to stick around and browse my collection of oh-so-insightful commentary and witty observations. But something tells me most of you aren’t looking for insightful or witty at the moment.
I wonder if the Bookslut has a boyfriend. She likes comics, I like comics. She collects books obsessively, I collect books obsessively. She’s wry and sarcastic, I’m wry and sarcastic. Oh wait, she’s in Chicago. Okay, that might not work. Maybe she has a cousin in Minneapolis or something.

May 122004
 

Mysterious lights spotted over Mexico. Hmm, looks like some devotees of the movie Signs are having a little fun with the Mexican Air Force. Pictures or video of UFOs pop up seemingly every few months, but they never prove anything conclusive. It’s either taken at night or the image is blurry or there’s a tree in the way or–you get the idea. You never see any pictures of a spacecraft hovering over Times Square during the lunch hour, and until that happens I’ll remain a skeptic. Sure, it’s theoretically possible that aliens are surreptitiously cruising around the globe, teasing the occasional amateur photographer and molesting the occasional cow, but the universe must offer much more interesting sights than our little backwater planet.
Here’s a good activity for a rainy afternoon. All of this year’s Hugo nominees (except the novels) are on-line for your reading pleasure. I haven’t perused any of them yet, but I plan to this weekend.

May 112004
 

Scott McCloud is teaching a week-long seminar on the creation of comics at the Minneapolis College of Art and Design in August. If it wasn’t for the whole can’t-draw-a-straight-line-or-any-line-for-that-matter thing, I might consider taking off work and signing up for the class. At least I’d be able to get someone to look at the script I wrote last fall. Maybe even get someone to illustrate it for me. Oh well. Maybe someday I’ll fly to England and show up on Warren Ellis’s doorstep and threaten to turn off my ventilator unless he reads it. He’d probably just fold his arms, shrug, and mutter something like “makes no fucking difference to me,” but it might be worth a try.
A friend of mine from work is out this week with pneumonia. Probably the same thing I had. She also has SMA and this is her second bout of pneumonia this year. I actually think that being on a ventilator has kept me healthier over the years. Before I was vented, I had pretty crappy lung capacity and a goldfish probably had a stronger cough than I did. Now, with the extra help of the vent and the occasional suctioning of my trachea, it’s a relatively easy matter of keeping my chest clear. When a lot of people hear “mechanical ventilation”, their reactions usually aren’t positive. I wasn’t too thrilled about it either at first, but hey, it beats the alternative.

May 102004
 

The Minnesota Legislature is constitutionally obligated to adjourn in seven days and it has yet to address a $160 million dollar deficit and a bonding bill that contains funding for dozens of public works projects. Over the last few years, our legislators have demonstrated an increasing unwillingness to compromise on major issues. I think this can be attributed to a couple trends. First, the Republican Party has shifted to the right, pushing out most of the moderates who traditionally functioned as negotiators with the other side. Second, the Democratic party has been slow to recognize that it is no longer in the dominant position it once occupied in this state, resulting in some political miscalculations that have weakened the party further. I do hope that they are able to resolve things in the final hours. If not, it doesn’t bode well for the next session, when we will most likely have to confront a more substantial budget shortfall. It’s at times like this when I think that a viable third party might be useful in breaking up gridlock like this.
My hunt for a new nurse proved successful. I was able to recruit two people and they both seem cool. Which means I can relax over staffing issues, at least for now. Summer can be a bit stressful because people want to go on vacation and I get a little worried that I’ll be short-handed. But now with a staff of nine, I should be able to cover most situations.