Jun 272010
 

Beginning tomorrow, I’ll be blogging on a Monday-Friday schedule and taking the weekends off. After seven years of blogging every day with few interruptions, I’m beginning to notice the early signs of blogger burnout (long periods of staring at a blank screen, repeating myself, distracting myself by searching for images of women in fishnets). Even though my entries tend to be short, quite a bit of time can be spent on finding a topic and composing a post that isn’t a complete bore. I’m also thinking that time might be put to better working on some of the long-form writing projects I’ve neglected for too long. And maybe I can put a dent in my to-read pile before it touches the ceiling.

I still might post the occasional weekend post when something truly noteworthy happens (most likely involving women in fishnets), but I’m hoping that weekends off will make this a better blog that’s worth reading for some time to come.

Jun 262010
 

Salon has a short article about Zach Anner, the guy with cerebral palsy who is competing for a chance to get his own Oprah-approved talk show. Zach has become something of an Internet sensation and has surged ahead in the contest’s vote count thanks to some help from hackers in his fanbase. Now if only the media would stop using the lazy phrase “wheelchair-bound” to describe him. Maybe Zach can do an episode on disability etiquette once he gets his own show. Of course, that will have to wait until after we complete production on our special trip-to-Amsterdam episode.

Jun 252010
 

This cat lost his rear paws in an accident and is now sporting a pair of bionic replacements. If cats also start getting neural implants, humanity’s days are numbered. The little bastards have been planning something for a long time and have just been waiting for us to foolishly give them the tools they need to facilitate our destruction. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Jun 242010
 

I like videogames. And I like sex. So when I see a trailer for a side-scrolling game called Privates that features microscopic Marines battling evil germs as they travel through a vagina and colon, I can’t help but be intrigued. The game is designed to be a subversive bit of edutainment on practicing safe sex, but I can’t stop laughing at the prim-and-proper British voicework featured in the trailer. I can already imagine some flabby Fox News commentator frothing at the mouth when he finds out about this and raving about how this is just another example of Obama destroying America.

This game probably won’t be sitting on many Wal-Mart store shelves, but that hardly matters in this age of digital distribution. The game itself could be horrible, in which case I’ll feel silly about devoting a blog entry to it. And if it’s good, I’ll buy it and wait for the opportunity to shock one of my more conservative nurses.

Jun 232010
 

Connecticut became the first state to expand its Medicaid program to cover low-income single adults as permitted under the Affordable Care Act. You may recall that Minnesota’s political leaders debated implementing a similar expansion, but ultimately left the decision up to the governor, who just announced that Minnesota will not expand Medicaid while he remains in office. The next governor will have to decide the matter. It’s frustrating to see other states pioneering this expansion while Minnesota, usually a leader in making health care access, sits on the sidelines because of petty politics. Hopefully, our inaction will only last until January (assuming the DFL can get through the upcoming primary without eating itself alive).

Jun 222010
 

Look, another article predicting the demise of desktop computers. Notebook computers can pack a lot of power into a compact package, but I don’t really have a strong desire to use a computer anywhere else other than my desk. If I need to quickly check e-mail or look up something while I’m out, I can do so on my phone. And if something goes kaput on my desktop (something of a misnomer as it actually stands on the floor), I can easily ask a friend to help me swap out the offending part. I’m reasonably confident that I’ll still be using a desktop in five years, just as I’m reasonably certain that in five years I’ll still be reading articles predicting the imminent death of the desktop.

Jun 212010
 

The Times ran a thoughtful article about the challenges schools face in educating kids with multiple and severe disabilities. Many of these have significant cognitive challenges that make simple communication a daunting challenge. I went to school with many kids like the ones described in the article and they were typically the most segregated and isolated, remaining almost completely invisible to the rest of the students. I have no doubt that they needed to be in a special ed classroom for most of the day, but they probably could have benefited from having some contact with their able-bodied peers down the hall. The kids described in the article seem to be equally isolated, having little interaction with anyone besides the teachers and aides. I understand that educating these kids–to the extent made possible by their disabilities–is the top priority and that many of them have can’t form traditional social connections. But more than most, students with severe disabilities need some contact with the rest of the world, just as the world needs to be reminded of their presence.

Jun 202010
 

Happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there, but especially to my dad. The dad who read to me before I could even talk. The dad who drove hours through snowstorms more than once to visit me in a distant hospital. The dad who introduced me to Tolkien and Asimov and Doctor Who. The dad who gave me my first computer and then my second and third and so on until he could probably have opened his own used electronics store. The dad who encouraged me to write. The dad who didn’t blink when I first told him I wanted to be a lawyer. The dad who helped me type my papers and turn my pages. The dad who kept feeding me tiny bites long after everyone else had left the dinner table. The dad who didn’t give up when it looked like I might not be able to move to Minnesota for law school. The dad who has given me more financial and emotional support than any son should reasonably expect to receive in a lifetime.

Without my dad, my life would have been unimaginably more difficult. I hope he’s enjoying the new Kindle we got him and that I can someday find a way to repay him for everything he’s done for me.

Jun 192010
 

As far as summer movies go, 2010 has been something of a disappointment. I haven’t visited the local cineplex nearly as much as in summers past simply because the releases haven’t been very compelling. If the studios want me to part with $10, they’re going to have to do better than remakes of The A-Team and video game adaptations. Fortunately, films like Splice demonstrate that Hollywood can still produce original, entertaining fare. Splice tells the story of two genetic scientists (Sarah Polley and Adrien Brody) who have already had some success splicing together animal genes to create crude new life forms. When their corporate sponsor directs them to stop splicing and focus on harvesting useful chemical components from their existing creations, the couple resents the interference and they decided to create a human splice in cellular form just to show that it can be done. The experiment goes further than intended and the couple soon find themselves caring for a rapidly maturing creature that initially resembles a deformed rodent with a wicked-looking stinger on its tail, but soon begins to resemble something much more human.

Of course, things go quickly downhill for the scientists and the film’s denouement is probably one of the more disturbing of the year. Sarah Polley is great as a not-entirely-stable scientist whose instincts waver between warmly maternal and chillingly clinical. And Brody should get the MTV Movie Award for the Best Freaky Sex Scene of the Year (Hetero). The film is effective both as science fiction and horror; it’s a shame it didn’t do better at the box office. Perhaps it will be one of those movies that develops a cult following on DVD and late-night cable.

Jun 182010
 

Not that I have any interest in this sort of thing, but Hustler is preparing to release a porn parody of Avatar. And it will be in 3D, so the 12 people who own 3D televisions will finally have something to show off to friends and neighbors. i cringe a little bit when I think about the scenes that might be rendered in 3D, but perhaps I’m underestimating the, ahem, pent-up demand for this sort of thing.

Of course, as an aficionado and amateur critic of all things pop, I’m obliged to watch this once it’s available in order to compose an insightful blog post on the intersection of porn and pop culture. My readers would expect nothing less.