Apr 182010
 

A while back, I wrote about Keith Hogan, the subject of a YouTube documentary entitled The Lucky Mutant. The film describes Keith’s life with spinal muscular atrophy and his efforts to live an independent life. Keith and I exchanged a few e-mails and and followed each other on Twitter. Keith was also a fellow blogger. He was an outspoken advocate of Democratic policies and he had an obvious love for his hometown of Austin, Texas. It deeply saddened me to learn that Keith passed away a few days ago at the age of 45. He will be missed.

Apr 172010
 

I’m not in the market for a new computer right now and probably won’t be for at least another year, but I spent a little time pricing out components for what could be considered a mid-range system. I wasn’t particularly surprised to see that the price came out to be the same as my last build, but with a significant boost in raw power and storage. My current rig is no slouch and can still handle just about everything that I throw at it, although it is beginning to gasp a little when I go crazy with the multitasking. That was difficult to imagine a few years ago when I was amazed at just how snappily it performed.

And there’s no way I’m getting a Mac. The additional cost is considerable and I can get just as much performance for several hundred dollars less, not to mention the fact that Windows 7 is just as shiny as OS X.

Apr 162010
 

It looks like the workplace block on my blog might have been a fluke. And just as I was starting to enjoy my self-appointed status as a cultural iconoclast. Now I’m once again just some guy with a blog. I was counting on my newfound notoriety to land me speaking gigs that would help me pay for my elite squad of Amazonian security guards.

I guess I’ll just have to work harder at making this blog filthy enough to merit permanent blacklisting.

Apr 152010
 

A colleague informed me today that this blog is now blocked by the web filters at work. I checked for myself and, sure enough, I received a warning message stating that the site was blocked under the somewhat curious category of “Message Forums”. I’m guessing someone finally got fed up with my frequent critiques of the governor, my obsession with fishnets, or some combination of the two. While this move may slightly affect my hit counts (a few of my co-workers would check out the blog over lunch), I view as a kind of affirmation of my corrupting influence. I’m now an official malcontent whose efforts to speak truth to power are threatening enough to merit censorship. Today, it’s just the Minnesota state government, but soon it might be the whole of China. I’ll be the Salman Rushdie of the digital age.

I’d better start hiring my security team of Amazonian women whose uniforms will consist entirely of fishnets and Lycra. I’ve already done the sketches.

Apr 142010
 

I’ve always wanted to trek across the grasslands of the Serengeti, but my minivan probably wouldn’t get very far on that terrain. But maybe I can hire out the Wheelchair Accessible Van for Expeditions (WAVE), a highly customized 4×4 van that is equipped with a wheelchair lift, a rugged suspension system, and various other amenities such as a sink and refrigerator. The WAVE is operated by Disabled Explorers, a one-man nonprofit that was founded by a nurse who is also an amputee. Disabled Explorers takes people with disabilities on off-road expeditions that would previously have been completely inaccessible.

The article doesn’t say whether the WAVE can withstand an elephant charge, but I intend to find out.

Apr 132010
 

Andrew Sullivan points out that the Tories, the British conservative party, would be considered a hotbed of radical socialism in American politics. They fully support their single-payer health care system, marriage equality for gays, public transit, and moving away from a carbon-based economy.

Meanwhile, American conservatives are currently obsessed with reviving Confederate pride, removing all references to that humanist pansy Thomas Jefferson from history textbooks, and repealing most or all of the Affordable Care Act.

The fundamental difference between these two movements is that the Tories are looking to the future through a moderately conservative lens; American conservatives are fixated on a sanitized past as viewed through a glass darkly. If the Tories do win next month’s election, perhaps their sane counterparts here in the States will be a little bolder in confronting the babbling fringe that is currently holding a gun to the head of the Republican Party.

Apr 122010
 

Conan O’Brien will make his much-anticipated return to television on…TBS? Is that before or after the Home Improvement reruns? Perhaps this makes sense, given that cable networks generally allow more creative freedom and they are home to an ever-increasing number of quality shows. Of course, I’ll watch (once I figure out which channel is TBS), though I fear things just won’t be the same without the Masturbating Bear.

Apr 112010
 

I’m a sucker for violent footage of the natural world and this clip of a sea lion making a meal of a squirrelly octopus is pretty spectacular. The octopus makes a few valiant attempts to get away, but the sea lion will not be denied its seafood snack. The fact that the sea lion managed to so agilely pursue its prey with a camera strapped to its back is also worth noting.

Somewhere in western Minnesota, cephalopod lover PZ Myers sheds a single tear while watching this video.

Apr 102010
 

I recently purchased the e-book versions of the first two volumes in George R.R. Martin’s epic A Song of Fire and Ice fantasy epic, even though I already own them in paperback. I wanted to re-read them on my PC and Amazon was selling them for a reasonable price. I paid for the same material twice because the cost of the electronic versions was more than offset by the convenience of owning that format. And it’s perfectly legal. According to NY Times ethicist Randy Cohen, downloading a  pirated version of the book would have been just as ethical because I had already paid the author for his work. So I shouldn’t feel too bad about downloading the pirate scans of some comic books that I had also purchased in print form and wanted to read again. It may have been technically illegal, but the NY Times says I’m still a good person.

If publishers would simply make all of their content available in affordable, open digital formats, there’s no telling how much additional money they could wring out of me.

Apr 092010
 

It looks like the alien-invasion movie Independence Day is not going to get just one sequel, but two. I couldn’t get to a theater fast enough to see the original, but left feeling a little disappointed. The script was all kinds of silly and I had been hoping for something a little more grandiose. Something tells me the sequels will be even sillier, but I’m still enough of a geek tool that I’ll probably see both of them.