Aug 242009
 

The first treatment center for Internet addiction recently opened near Seattle. I took a look at the center’s criteria for Internet addiction and it’s striking how similar the language is to that of alcohol or drug addiction. I’m still not convinced that anyone can truly be “addicted” to the Internet. It’s seems to have become a shorthand description for a more complex phenomenon that encompasses isolation, depression, social anxiety, and maybe a degree of obsessive compulsiveness. Heavy Internet use may be an indicator of these problems, but it doesn’t necessarily have a causal relationship.

These sorts of worries seem to accompany every new iteration of technology. I remember a lot of hype about television addiction when I was a kid. In fact, my parents seemed much happier when I turned off the television in favor of playing on my computer. Of course, this was long before blogs, Facebook, multiplayer games, and pr0n. The adolescent version of me, plopped into the 21st century, might easily have been one of those kids who had his laptop confiscated until I brought my grades up.

Aug 232009
 

I had the opportunity to go sailing for the first time today. Long ago, back in 2008 at a silent auction, I bid on a sailing trip offered by a friend of mine and we finally made good on it today. My experience with riding in airplanes did translate somewhat to this form of transportation. As long as there’s a place to plop down my ventilator and me, I’m usually good to go. And it was pretty great. My brain is usually a hamster that never gets off the wheel, but the combination of sun on my face and the sway of the boat somehow managed to take my higher cognitive functions offline for a while. Not a bad way to end the summer.

Photographic evidence is below. My nurse and my friend took turns supporting my ginormous melon of a head, which was no small feat.

Aug 222009
 

Schools and universities are starting up in a few weeks and the BBC is looking for incoming university students with disabilities to blog about their experiences as ivory tower initiates. Content will appear on the BBC’s disability-themed Ouch! website. The solicitation didn’t specify whether they are only interested in U.K. students, but it might be interesting to have an American perspective in the mix. And it could be a great way to earn yourself a little on-campus recognition, which in turn might reap rewards for your social life. The BBC is even offering a small stipend to the selected participants.

I blogged for Ouch! a couple years and had a great time doing it, although I never did get the autographed picture of Billie Piper that I had requested. The disappointment still lingers.

Aug 212009
 

Since I grew up in Green Bay and used to consider myself a devoted Packers fan, I suppose I should have some kind of opinion on former Packers quarterback and demigod Brett Favre coming to play for the Vikings. Except I don’t. I long ago stopped paying attention to Favre’s Hamlet impersonation. Retire. Don’t retire. It makes no difference to me. I’m more interested in reading the previews of Diablo III. Ten years ago, I would have been gnashing my teeth along with everyone else in my former hometown. Now, I can barely manage a shrug.

And thus concludes my one and only sports-related blog post for the year.

Aug 202009
 

The trailer for Avatar, the next film from James Cameron, is now available. Avatar has garnered a lot of attention from the geek community because Cameron has demonstrated a talent for writing and directing intelligent, propulsive science fiction films (Aliens, Terminator 2) and because it prominently features computer-generated scenery and characters that occupy almost every frame of the film. The trailer looks spectacular, although it only hints at a plot centering on a paraplegic marine who volunteers to have his consciousness transferred into the body of a blue alien dude.

Hollywood really does have a soft spot for stories of gimps being given the chance to walk again. As long as the movie isn’t one big cliché, I won’t complain. But should I ever finish my current writing project, my next effort will be a futuristic tale of a gimp space pirate, his faithful robotic attendant, and his many, many love interests.

Aug 192009
 

Based on eyewitness reports, at least one tornado touched down near downtown Minneapolis earlier this afternoon. The Convention Center, which is only a few blocks from my building, had some roof damage as did a nearby church. I came home half-expecting to discover at least one blown-out window, but all is calm here on the 19th floor. I didn’t even lose power.

It might be a good time to review my insurance policy, though.

Aug 182009
 

I like this quote from Robert Putnam, the noted political scientist, that I came across in The Daily Dish:

Most men are not political animals. The world of public affairs is not their world. It is alien to them — possibly benevolent, more probably threatening, but nearly always alien.

Whenever I start discussing health care reform with people who don’t closely follow this stuff, they are usually quick to ask why the Democrats don’t simply push health care reform through and be done with it. That question makes a lot of intuitive sense. After all, Democrats hold clear majorities in both the House and Senate while also controlling the White House. What’s the holdup?

In most parliamentary democracies, such large majorities would be more than sufficient to pass most major legislation. Not so in America. As much as our school textbooks like to portray it as the greatest political experiment ever, the U.S. has an extremely risk-averse political culture. The drafters of the Constitution were obsessed, perhaps to the point of paranoia, with placing checks to prevent one state or region from holding too much sway over the nation as a whole. It’s certainly an understandable impulse; nobody wanted to see the rise of an American tyrant after working so hard to throw off the shackles of a king. But that impulse led to the creation of procedures, like the filibuster, that can hardly be considered democratic.

Our system also concentrates a huge amount of power in individual senators, making it possible for a small cadre or even one senator to gum up the works and ensure that nothing gets done. In fact, I think we miss the point when we look at the Senate in terms of majority and minority parties. It’s more accurate to view the Senate as a collection of one hundred egos that are all looking for a bit of stroking.

These dynamics aren’t new, but they don’t get much attention usually because most people find the legislative process boring and removed from the realities of their own lives. The health care reform bill is one of the few times that a substantial number of Americans are watching the policymaking process in action and they are coming away feeling confused and a little repulsed. I don’t blame them. 

Aug 172009
 

The SyFy channel caused something of a stir in both the disability and gay communities when it issued the following casting call for an actress to play a quadriplegic scientist in the new Stargate Universe series:

[ELEANOR PERRY] (35-40) and quite attractive. A brilliant scientist who happens to be a quadriplegic. Affected since childhood, her disability has rendered her body physically useless. However, after being brought on board the Destiny as the only person who may be able to save the ship and her crew from certain annihilation, she is given temporary powers that enable her to walk again and to finally experience intimacy.sptv050769..Strong guest lead. NAMES PREFERRED. ACTRESS MUST BE PHYSICALLY THIN. (THINK CALISTA FLOCKHART).

io9 expands on the story by reporting that the script calls for the gimp scientist to trade bodies with a colleague who is a lesbian. Hilarity ensues when the scientist uses her colleague’s body to have some hetero sex.

The whole Stargate franchise always struck me as bland paint-by-numbers science fiction for people who don’t really like science fiction, so a high creative lameness factor is to be expected. I guess I should be offended that the casting implies call that people with quadriplegia are incapable of experiencing sex, but I don’t expect most Hollywood writers to have a clue about disability or homosexuality as it exists in the real world.

And there’s really no need to bring Calista Flockhart into all of this. The poor woman has suffered enough.

Aug 162009
 

The story of wayward extraterrestrials who receive a less-than-welcoming reception from us Earthlings is a Hollywood trope whose roots can be traced back to movies like The Day the Earth Stood Still and persists in District 9. District 9 is the latest incarnation of the familiar tale and this time, the giant mothership comes to a halt over Johannesburg and carries a sizable crew of half-starved insectoid aliens that soon acquire the derogatory appellation of “prawns”. How the prawns came to Earth is never clearly explained, but the South Africans set about repeating their history by placing the aliens in a segregated shantytown known as District 9. The movie picks up twenty years later as the government is preparing to forcibly move the aliens to a larger detention facility hundreds of miles away from the unfriendly and suspicious population of Johannesburg.

District 9 could have been a tired retread of better science fiction movies, but it manages to give homage to those movies while making a lasting impression of its own. The movie veers from standard Hollywood fare by making most of the major human characters pretty unsympathetic. The protagonist is a loathsome mid-level bureaucrat who regards the prawns with thinly disguised contempt. And the aliens are decidedly alien; the movie makes no attempt to turn them into cuddly pieces of merchandise. The story also draws clear parallels with not only apartheid, but all the ill-fated attempts to segregate a minority population from the majority.

District 9 also succeeds at being a raucously fun summer popcorn movie. Besides the aliens (who are some of the most expertly rendered CGI characters I’ve seen so far), the movie has plenty of gunplay, badass alien weaponry, giant robots, and chase scenes. This is the best original science fiction film since Children of Men and obligatory viewing for any fan of the genre.

Aug 152009
 

I wrote a post a few weeks ago about Riam Dean, the young British woman who was reassigned from her job as an Abercrombie & Fitch store clerk because her prosthetic arm didn’t comply with the chain’s “look policy”. A U.K. employment tribunal recently ruled that she had experienced unlawful harassment and awarded her £8,000 in damages. It also ruled that she did not experience disability discrimination. I don’t know enough about British employment law to know the standard of proof for establishing a claim of disability discrimination, but I’m puzzled as to how the tribunal could find that that she was harassed without experiencing discrimination. The facts seem to indicate that her harassment is the direct result of her employer’s discriminatory attitude regarding her disability. Perhaps some solicitor from across the pond can explain the distinction to me.

Nevertheless, it’s good to see that Dean received some compensation for the horrible treatment she received. Hopefully, A&F’s higher-ups will do a better job of keeping it’s more clueless employees in check.

Thanks to Rose for the tip.