Apr 082009
 

This week’s run of Doonesbury features a charming but clear-eyed take on disability and dating. Alex, the comic strip’s resident overachieving and slightly awkward Gen-Y’er, pays a visit to Toggle, a boy she met on Facebook. Toggle also happens to have a traumatic brain injury that he acquired while serving in Iraq. So far, the two of them seem to be hitting it off nicely.

Trudeau has addressed disability issues previously (longtime readers might recall B.D. becoming an amputee while also serving in Iraq) and has done so with wit and a light touch. And in Toggle I see a kindred spirit: a guy who speaks slowly and digs geeky women. Perhaps I should start spending more time on Facebook.

Apr 072009
 

Beginning today, iTunes is implementing a new variable pricing scheme for music. After years of pricing every song at 99 cents, Apple will now charge $1.29, 99 cents, or 69 cents per track depending on its popularity. My musical tastes tend to favor the midlisters over the new hotness, so this change probably won’t affect me much. And I doubt many Lady GaGa fans will be dissuaded from buying her songs because of a thirty-cent price bump. The record labels are hoping this move will give a boost to their balance sheets, but I’m dubious. Pop music is such a fragmented industry these days; even big acts like Coldplay will never sell the ridiculous amount of records that a Michael Jackson or Pink Floyd sold in their heyday.

This kind of price variability might actually signal that the digital music market is maturing. After all, we don’t expect to go into a bookstore and expect to buy any book for $5.

Apr 062009
 

Michelle Bachmann, our representative from the strange and distant lands of the northern Twin Cities suburbs, is doing her darndest to hold her own in the GOP’s current auditions for its new reality series: Paranoid Island. She sees the recent passage of the Edward Kennedy Serve America Act, which expands Americorps, as a precursor to re-education camps for the nation’s gullible youth. Here’s Bachmann in her own words:

I believe that there is a very strong chance that we will see that young people will be put into mandatory service. And the real concerns is that there are provisions for what I would call re-education camps for young people, where young people have to go and get trained in a philosophy that the government puts forward and then they have to go to work in some of these politically-correct forums.

A decade ago, I was an Americorps volunteer for a year. In return for matching law students with pro bono opportunities, I received a monthly stipend that most people would consider a few days’ wages. I don’t remember any forced bus ride to a camp deep in the wilderness where they dressed us up in camo and blasted Clinton speeches over the loudspeakers.

Look, I’m willing to admit that many on the left said some irresponsibly daft things during the Bush years. He was no Hitler and he was not the figurehead of a shadow theocracy. But the pervasiveness of hysterical conspiracy theories like Bachmann’s among much of the conservative base is something to behold. It’s as if Obama’s election gave them permission to revel in their wildest apocalyptic fantasies; the kind fueled by too many late-night viewings of old X-Files episodes. I keep waiting for someone to launch into a rant about the black helicopters kept hidden in secret U.N. bases in Canada.

There are plenty of things to worry about in this world. But when elected officials start espousing delusional drivel, it cheapens both them and us.

Apr 052009
 

If I had been born to prehistoric parents, would I have been abandoned in some remote corner of the forest as soon as my disability became evident? Maybe not. Researchers recently unearthed the 500,000-year-old skull of a child who likely had craniosynotosis, a congenital disability that causes pieces of the skull to prematurely fuse and leads to significant cognitive disabilities. The size of the skull indicates that child lived to at least age five and possibly longer, which means that his parents and other tribe members devoted themselves to his care despite his disability.

I like to think that, under similar circumstances, I would have lived long enough to become the tribe’s resident storyteller and dispenser of sage advice. I might have even had a shot at the chief’s daughter after composing an epic poem of grunts and whistles for her while sitting around the campfire.

Apr 042009
 

It’s been more than 24 hours since the Iowa Supreme Court legalized same-sex marriage and I can’t see any pillars of salt from my window. I’m a little embarrassed that our neighbors to the south beat us to the punch on recognizing marriage equality. Minnesotans have long lorded a sense of superiority over our Iowan cousins and made them the butt of jokes, but the Iowa decision makes us look backward and square. Local advocates for marriage equality will probably play it cool for a while as events unfold in our sister state. But I’m confident that Minnesota will follow suit in the not-too-distant future.

We should also note that many of the jurists coming out in favor of marriage equality are Republican appointees. The clarity and plain rationality of their decisions is a refreshing reminder that, when it comes to recognizing the fundamental issue of fairness at stake here, not all conservatives are blinded by fear and bigotry

Apr 032009
 

It’s Friday night and some of you might be reading this while you’re smoking a joint. I have no idea of what percentage of my readership partakes of the bud, but I’m betting there are at least a few of you. A recent Economist cover story and a question asked during an on-line Obama press conference have brought new attention to the issue of legalizing marijuana. But all that talk will probably remain just that…talk. For reasons both historical and cultural, Americans have no problem admitting they got wasted on Jell-O shots, but we keep our pot smoking on the down-low lest our colleagues and families think we’re hedonistic deviants.

I’m all for legalization. Marijuana holds real benefits for lots of people and our cops have better things to do. Sin taxes are the only kind of tax that gets broad support, so why not legalize and tax it? And to answer your next question, no, I’ve never tried it. I know what you’re thinking: “Mark, you urbane hipster you, how is it that you’ve never gotten high?” Well, I was too much of a chickenshit in high school and college to seek it out. And when I finally did get my hands on the stuff, I couldn’t figure out a way to get in my system without coughing up a lung. That, and I have a compulsive need to always feel in control. You’d probably have to get me drunk to get me stoned, which seems both excessive and redundant.

Apr 022009
 

The recession could reshape the economics of the legal profession, according to the Times. The era of lucrative starting salaries for new associates in private firms may be coming to an end, which could also restore some sanity to law school tuition. Law school deans could once point to the generous compensation packages awaiting law school grads as justification for soaring tuitions, but firms probably won’t be able to throw the money around like they once did. And if students can get a legal education without taking out a mortgage-sized loan, they might be more willing to explore careers in government or public interest law.

The big firms will always be able to outbid the legal aid societies when recruiting new hires, but more new grads might decide they don’t want to endure years of indentured servitude and would rather practice a more rewarding kind of law.

Apr 012009
 

Last night’s episode of Frontline entitled “Sick Around America” did a good job of personalizing the plight of the country’s uninsured and underinsured. It also highlights one of the most intractable problems facing policymakers: how do you cover everyone while keeping costs under control? As the program points out, Massachusetts requires insurers to cover everyone in the state, but the premiums are still too expensive for many individuals and families.

Many of us wonks think that any health care reform must include the choice of a comprehensive public plan in order to keep private plans honest. But moderate Democrats seem to view a public plan as little more than a bargaining chip to be traded away in final negotiations, which seems to concede the point a little too readily for my tastes. I’m not expecting us to get everything right the first time around, but universal coverage is going to be a hollow victory if it bankrupts us in a few years.

Mar 312009
 

In our latest installment of our ongoing “The Future Is Going To Be Totally Awesome” series, I present video of Honda researchers controlling an ASIMO robot using a brain interface that resembles Darth Vader’s helmet.

Excellent. Soon my private robot army will be ready for deployment and the revolution can begin. But we’re going to have to do something about that headgear shown in the video. I’m not going to launch my bid to take over the world looking like a complete dork. My thirst for power is rivaled only by my fashion sensibility.

Mar 302009
 

I spent the weekend attending a conference and, at least for a couple hours, playing tourist. Here I am at one landmark:

The dashing figure next to me is Franklin Roosevelt at the FDR Memorial near the Mall in Washington D.C. It’s a serene little area with a waterfall and several FDR quotes carved into the store walls. I found this one particularly resonant:

In these days of difficulty, we Americans everywhere must and shall choose the path of social justice, the path of faith, the path of hope and the path of love toward our fellow men.

Since the weather on my previous trips to Washington never allowed for much lingering on the Mall, I also paid a visit to the Lincoln Memorial, which offers a spectacular view of the Reflecting Pool and Washington Monument.

Here I am at the top of the Lincoln Memorial, with the Reflecting Pool behind me. DC is always an attractive city, but I was fortunate enough to be there when the cherry blossoms were in full bloom. Canopies of delicate pinks and whites line the area around the Washington Monument, where locals and tourists alike lounge in the grass and fly kites.

I’m home now and getting my information fix after a couple days of being off-line. So, back to your regularly scheduled blogging.