Mar 072009
 

Set in an alternate 1985 where Richard Nixon is still president, the United States emerged victorious in Vietnam, and “costumed adventurers” are part of the fabric of everyday society, Watchmen examines the lives of several deeply flawed characters who have hung up their Spandex after a federal law banning masked vigilantes forced them to retire. The movie is largely faithful to the comic book, with the exception of a significantly altered ending.

The movie gets a lot of things right. The ambiance of a slightly warped 80s America, Jackie Earle Haley as the sociopath Rorschach, the omnipotent Dr. Manhattan’s skewed sense of time. But some of a acting felt stilted, although that might be a function of the source material. Comic book dialogue can have a certain exaggerated style that can sound a little silly when spoken aloud. And I’m still waiting for the day when we get a comic book movie with a strong female lead, a female lead who can do more than kick a little ass and give one of the male leads a good lay.

Mar 062009
 

My friend Allie didn’t care for Watchmen. I’ll try to post some thoughts on it this weekend. In the meantime, this re-imagining of the seminal comic as a Saturday morning cartoon–complete with a goofy Rorschach–is clever and amusing. 

In other news from the Department of Things that Make Me Proclaim “Dude!”, here’s the latest trailer from the forthcoming Terminator movie. Three words. Killer. Robot. Motorcycles.

Mar 052009
 

A British man has had some semblance of his vision restored after having a bionic eye surgically implanted. He can see the white lines on a road and sort his socks. This particular type of bionic eye only works on people with certain degenerative retinal diseases, but early results are promising.

Once I get my brain implant, I’m going to find other people with implants and bionic parts and we’ll form a team of crime-fighting superheroes. I’ll call myself Gray Matter: mild-mannered bureaucrat by day, masked avenging nerd by night.

Mar 042009
 

The Republican Party has opted to skip the civil war so many observers have been predicting and instead has chosen a suicide pact. And they’re not even going out in a blaze of glory. Instead, they’re shuffling to form a line in front of a snarling, odious little man who is more than happy to put a bullet into the head of every groveling one of them. During the election, they tried so hard to portray Democrats as a hapless bunch of ideologues in thrall to a leader with no experience. And now, they’re scratching their heads and trying to figure out how they let themselves be turned into human sacrifices for Limbaugh’s ambition and narcissism.

They should have realized the wheels were coming off when their newly elected chairman said that the party needs to “uptick [its] image with everyone, including one-armed midgets.”

Mar 032009
 

It says something about how my musical tastes have shifted over the years when I’m looking forward to the new Royksopp album more than the newly released U2 album. I found U2’s last effort to be underwhelming and the tracks I’ve heard on their latest aren’t doing much for me, either. I want another Zooropa, but I think the band’s more experimental days are long gone.

I am, however, totally down with Royksopp’s brand of airy Scandinavian electronica. The video for their new single “Happy Up Here” contains a clever and charming riff on a certain Eighties pop culture artifact.

And just so you don’t think I’ve always been an insufferable music snob, here’s a little-known fact: I once owned both a Mariah Carey album and a :shudder: Color Me Badd album. Feel free to snicker in the comments section.

Mar 022009
 

I wish I had heard of Christopher Nolan, the Irish writer and poet, before reading about his recent death today. Nolan was born with severe cerebral palsy; he could not speak and he had full control only over his head and eyes. He learned to type using a stick attached to his head. In 1987, at the age of 22, he won the Whitbread Award for his autobiography Under the Eye of the Clock. “The Economist‘s obituary for Nolan provides a few short excerpts of his work (although the article’s subtitle referring to him as the “voice of the crippled” made me grit my teeth a little”).

He died at age 43 after choking on some food. A tragic death, but it was preceded by a life rich with accomplishment.

Mar 012009
 

You’re probably not in the mood for another wonkish post, but I’m still a little taken aback by the scope and ambition of Obama’s recently proposed budget. It sets forth a genuinely progressive agenda the likes of which we haven’t seen in over three decades. it puts real dollars behind policies that, up until now, have only existed as white papers stuffed away in the file cabinets of think tanks. It’s kind of surreal. We as a citizenry have grown so accustomed to a political culture that reward the perpetuation of the status quo, which makes Obama’s aggressive focus on priorities like health care, education, and energy so bracing. I remember the early days of the Clinton administration, when lots of people were just stoked to have a Democrat back in the White House, but Clinton would never have dared to propose anything so daring as this budget. As George Packer notes, Obama is looking to make history in redefining our priorities.

The knives are already being sharpened in preparation for the fight ahead to enact this budget. The status quo has worked very well for the wealthy and corporations; they aren’t about to meekly accept a future where they pay more taxes and have less influence. Obama seems to recognize that he’s going to need a longer knife than everyone else’s and he’s already talking tough. And after years in the political wilderness, the left has a whole ecosystem of advocacy organizations to do the heavy lifting of mobilizing support for these initiatives.

The Republicans have taught us well.

Feb 282009
 

Many of the more liberal-minded blogs are indulging in a snarkfest over the results of a new study that shows slightly higher consumption rates of porn in more socially conservative regions of the country. It’s good fodder for Stewart and Colbert, but it’s probably overblown. Americans have a healthy appetite for the naked Internet ladies (and dudes); it’s silly to expect conservatives to be any different. Yes, the disconnect between their words and actions is a legitimate target for criticism, but the study may be more interesting for what it says about the current state of American cultural conservatism and where it’s going.

American evangelicals and fundamentalists have embraced the Internet as much as the rest of us. It provides so many tools for reaching out to the faithful and bringing people into the churches. They are not walling themselves from the rest of us. But the rest of us are becoming more secular. And all the things that make the Internet such a useful tool for conservatives–its ubiquity, accessibility, and versatility–are tremendously disruptive to religious communities. It’s all too easy to stumble upon material that contradicts their faith or is considered verboten.

It’s not easy to keep your gaze fixed on heaven when a click of the mouse can serve up videos of beautiful women doing all kinds of crazy things to the pizza delivery guy. People of faith have always been challenged to maintain fidelity to their beliefs while being assailed on all sides by the bright lights and come-hither looks of the secular world. But, as this study underscores, technology is making it a lot harder to keep the secular world at bay.

Feb 272009
 

I’m really liking how the Obama administration is reframing the health care debate as a matter of fiscal necessity. As the budget overview notes, health cares costs will account for 20% of the economy by 2017 if nothing changes. A fifth of all national spending–public and private–will be committed to health care expenses. American businesses will struggle to compete on a global stage as the health care line on their balance sheets ravenously devour that would have otherwise been available for expansion or researching new products. Federal deficits will only get bigger, making future recessions more commonplace and more severe. Health care reform is not just some fuzzy feel-good liberal pet cause. It’s about guaranteeing national security and long-term fiscal discipline.

To put it another way, Obama is using conservative phrasing to talk about a progressive idea. And the Republicans don’t seem to have a clue about how to respond, other than to repeat the same tired campfire stories about big government and socialism.

Feb 262009
 

An episode of aimless browsing through The Onion‘s website when I came across this headline:

This American Life Completes Documentation Of Liberal, Upper-Middle-Class Existence

I laughed, I had a brief existential crisis upon realizing that a satirical newspaper had made plain that I’m just another herd member of a particular demographic, and then I laughed some more.

Man, suddenly, I’m really craving some brie.