May 022012
 

Stephen Colbert reports on the latest diet fad for brides-to-be: stuffing a feeding tube down the nose and feeding oneself a liquid protein substance for several days.

As someone with more than a passing familiarity with nasal feeding tubes, I can confidently opine that anyone willing to resort to such measures just to lose a few pounds before her wedding day is destined to wake up one day to the realization that her marriage is a loveless sham and that her children despise her. When my doctors informed me that they would be cutting a permanent hole in my stomach for a feeding tube, I was actually relieved because I would finally be rid of that uncomfortable piece of plastic jammed up my nostril that constantly tickled the back of my throat.

Apr 202012
 

I’m not sure how many of my readers observe 4/20, but if you did partake of the herb today, I wish you a heartfelt “Dude!” May your buzz be mellow and your snack foods plentiful. I can tell you’re starting to fade, so I won’t keep you. Get back on that couch and make yourself comfortable. Maybe there’s an Aqua Teen marathon on or something.

Apr 132012
 

Some of you may have already seen this short film about Caine’s arcade, but I thought it made for good Friday night viewing. Caine is a bright little boy who built a cardboard arcade in his father’s auto parts shop. He couldn’t attract many paying customers until a local filmmaker organized a flashmob to surprise Caine and enjoy his arcade. It’s a sweet story and worth your time. Enjoy.

Caine’s Arcade from Nirvan Mullick on Vimeo.

Mar 122012
 

Have you read the essay by the guy who broke his penis? Because you really should if you haven’t. It’s funny and honest and even a little moving. It will also make you (a) really glad that you’ve never broken your penis (unless you have, in which case you have my sympathy) or (b) really glad that you don’t have a penis to break. The more squeamish or puritanical among you may object to this content, but I make no apologies. Good writing is good writing, whether it’s about a penis or not.

I also believe I’ve just broken my personal record for the number of times “penis” appears in a single entry.

Feb 292012
 

As you can see, the blog now has a new look. I decided it was past time to update to a WordPress blogging framework, which allows for a wider selection of layout and plugin options to enhance the blog. A few things still need to be tweaked, but I’m pretty happy with the cleaner design and the addition of some social media functionality. Let me know how you like it.

And a big thanks to A. John Peters for his help with the upgrade. Left to my own devices, I’m sure I would have broken something.