Mar 312009
 

In our latest installment of our ongoing “The Future Is Going To Be Totally Awesome” series, I present video of Honda researchers controlling an ASIMO robot using a brain interface that resembles Darth Vader’s helmet.

Excellent. Soon my private robot army will be ready for deployment and the revolution can begin. But we’re going to have to do something about that headgear shown in the video. I’m not going to launch my bid to take over the world looking like a complete dork. My thirst for power is rivaled only by my fashion sensibility.

Mar 302009
 

I spent the weekend attending a conference and, at least for a couple hours, playing tourist. Here I am at one landmark:

The dashing figure next to me is Franklin Roosevelt at the FDR Memorial near the Mall in Washington D.C. It’s a serene little area with a waterfall and several FDR quotes carved into the store walls. I found this one particularly resonant:

In these days of difficulty, we Americans everywhere must and shall choose the path of social justice, the path of faith, the path of hope and the path of love toward our fellow men.

Since the weather on my previous trips to Washington never allowed for much lingering on the Mall, I also paid a visit to the Lincoln Memorial, which offers a spectacular view of the Reflecting Pool and Washington Monument.

Here I am at the top of the Lincoln Memorial, with the Reflecting Pool behind me. DC is always an attractive city, but I was fortunate enough to be there when the cherry blossoms were in full bloom. Canopies of delicate pinks and whites line the area around the Washington Monument, where locals and tourists alike lounge in the grass and fly kites.

I’m home now and getting my information fix after a couple days of being off-line. So, back to your regularly scheduled blogging.

Mar 272009
 

Blogging is going to be on hiatus over the weekend, but will probably resume Monday. You now have a whole extra ten minutes of free time over the next couple days. Your fingernails could probably use a trim. And the kitchen counter could probably use a good wipedown. Or you could write me that fan e-mail you’ve been composing in your head.

Mar 262009
 

Conservatives live in constant fear that the United States is becoming more like that haven for socialists and layabouts known as Europe. But a quick glance at the news reveals that Europeans have a more sanguine reaction to the recession compared to the fear and panic keeping many Americans awake at night. As Ezra Klein points out, the social safety nets found in most developed European nations are softening the recession’s blow for their citizens. A job loss doesn’t deprive them of basic health care, education, and food. Americans, lacking such guarantees, tend to keep a wary eye on neighbors and colleagues during tight economic times and sharply pull back their spending when they see that the family down the street lost their home or several close friends lost their jobs. And this kind of massive spending curb only makes recessions worse.

We Americans may have arrived at one of those critical decision points that comes along once in a generation. Do we sacrifice a little economic growth for quite a bit of peace of mind? Or do we countenance the shantytowns springing up in American cities as the price to pay for the next boom?

Mar 252009
 

A couple months ago, Kay of The Gimp Parade blogged about the new Antony and the Johnsons single “Epilepsy Is Dancing”, but I finally got around to watching the song’s video and thought some of you might find it interesting. Antony and the Johnsons are a chamber pop outfit whose lead singer has an arresting androgynous tenor. The video begins with a young woman taking a stroll when she collapses to the sidewalk in the grips of a seizure. What follows is a kind of dream sequence in which the woman is transported into a forest whose inhabitants are really into body painting.
The video does feature semi-naked bodies, so you probably shouldn’t play this in your work cubicle unless everyone else is out sick and your boss is at lunch.

Mar 242009
 

Genetic researchers in Japan have developed an innovative method for treating Duchenne’s Muscular Dystrophy in dogs. The treatment involves a genetic “patch” that inhibits a portion of the DMD gene, causing the remainder of the gene to express itself as the milder Becker muscular dystrophy. Video of treated and untreated dogs shows noticeable improvements in the treated dogs, but it will be some time before this method can be tested on humans.

It will probably take decades before congenital disabilities can be completely erased from an individual’s DNA, but treatments like this–that trade a severe condition for a milder form–might be much closer to being realized.

Mar 232009
 

A late post tonight because of a surprisingly packed social calendar for a Monday evening. But I wanted to share something amusing (or, at least, amusing to me). About once a year, I go through my should-I-get-a-Mac phase, in which I debate whether to dump my PC for one of Steve Jobs’ confections. And every year, I talk myself out of it, mostly because I’m trying to resist pigeonholing myself into the stereotypical mid-thirties urban hipster poseur marketing demographic.

Well, my sixty-something father is loving his new iMac. I’m expecting him to soon start wearing black turtlenecks and purchase the Radiohead reissues.

Mar 222009
 

Some families have bad luck. And some families fall victim to such horrendous, cruel, cosmically unjust twists of fate that they believe they’re cursed. In the opening pages of The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao, the reader is introduced to the concept of fuku: the family curse that casts its shadow across generations and brings woe and misfortune to everyone it touches. The book bears witness to the capricious whims of fuku that befall Oscar de Leon (“Wao” turns out to be a nickname) and his forebears.

Oscar is, according to his best friend and the book’s chief narrator, an overweight Dominican ghetto nerd living in Jersey who is absolutely hopeless around girls. The book abounds with references to Lord of the Rings, Watchmen, Planet of the Apes, Dune, and other major and minor works in the geek canon. Oscar fancies himself a writer and spends countless lonely hours in front of his computer, cranking out page after page of what he hopes will be the next space opera masterpiece. More than anything, Oscar wants a girlfriend, but his all-consuming crushes (on women with significant flaws of their own) usually end in disappointment and heartbreak.

The novel isn’t just about Oscar, though. We are transported back in time to the Dominican Republic of Oscar’s parents and grandparents, a place where beauty and terror exist in close proximity. Trujillo, the country’s psychotic fascist dictator for much of the twentieth century, looms over events like a modern-day Sauron. Trujillo’s murderous rule leads to the downfall of Oscar’s grandfather, a familial calamity that sets a tragic chain of events in motion that have implications even for Oscar.

This is an enthralling book narrated in several distinctive voices. The prose is beautiful, funny, and generally a pleasure to hear in my own head. Oscar’s sad sack state of being is treated with empathy without elevating him to geek sainthood. Oscar is no hero, but he does the best he can.

While reading Oscar’s story, I had a nagging feeling of familiarity. Oscar reminds me of someone. I’ll figure it out who it is eventually.

Mar 212009
 

I’ve started ripping some of my DVD collection onto my computer for those rainy days or late nights when I feel like an episode of MST3K or Doctor Who but I don’t want bother with asking someone to pop in a DVD for me. The DVDs are encrypted to prevent such copying, but anyone with rudimentary geek skills can get past the encryption and compress the video into computer files. I already purchased the discs legally, so the guilt factor is nonexistent for me. It does give my processor a workout and the hard drive is starting to fill up. Good thing 1TB hard drives can be had for under $100.

This archiving effort may become moot once every bit of content ever made can be pulled down from the cloud, but I think my computer appreciates the chance to do something else besides search the web for the latest pictures of women in fishnets.

Mar 202009
 

Wow, so Obama is capable of saying stupid stuff. I thought we would get through at least the first six months of his administration before he made some wince-inducing remark. But unlike Sarah Palin, I’m going to keep the president’s faux pas in perspective. If the disability community wants something to get upset about, there’s the group home in Texas where the staff organized their own little fight club using the residents as gladiators.