Aug 212009
 

Since I grew up in Green Bay and used to consider myself a devoted Packers fan, I suppose I should have some kind of opinion on former Packers quarterback and demigod Brett Favre coming to play for the Vikings. Except I don’t. I long ago stopped paying attention to Favre’s Hamlet impersonation. Retire. Don’t retire. It makes no difference to me. I’m more interested in reading the previews of Diablo III. Ten years ago, I would have been gnashing my teeth along with everyone else in my former hometown. Now, I can barely manage a shrug.

And thus concludes my one and only sports-related blog post for the year.

Aug 202009
 

The trailer for Avatar, the next film from James Cameron, is now available. Avatar has garnered a lot of attention from the geek community because Cameron has demonstrated a talent for writing and directing intelligent, propulsive science fiction films (Aliens, Terminator 2) and because it prominently features computer-generated scenery and characters that occupy almost every frame of the film. The trailer looks spectacular, although it only hints at a plot centering on a paraplegic marine who volunteers to have his consciousness transferred into the body of a blue alien dude.

Hollywood really does have a soft spot for stories of gimps being given the chance to walk again. As long as the movie isn’t one big cliché, I won’t complain. But should I ever finish my current writing project, my next effort will be a futuristic tale of a gimp space pirate, his faithful robotic attendant, and his many, many love interests.

Aug 192009
 

Based on eyewitness reports, at least one tornado touched down near downtown Minneapolis earlier this afternoon. The Convention Center, which is only a few blocks from my building, had some roof damage as did a nearby church. I came home half-expecting to discover at least one blown-out window, but all is calm here on the 19th floor. I didn’t even lose power.

It might be a good time to review my insurance policy, though.

Aug 182009
 

I like this quote from Robert Putnam, the noted political scientist, that I came across in The Daily Dish:

Most men are not political animals. The world of public affairs is not their world. It is alien to them — possibly benevolent, more probably threatening, but nearly always alien.

Whenever I start discussing health care reform with people who don’t closely follow this stuff, they are usually quick to ask why the Democrats don’t simply push health care reform through and be done with it. That question makes a lot of intuitive sense. After all, Democrats hold clear majorities in both the House and Senate while also controlling the White House. What’s the holdup?

In most parliamentary democracies, such large majorities would be more than sufficient to pass most major legislation. Not so in America. As much as our school textbooks like to portray it as the greatest political experiment ever, the U.S. has an extremely risk-averse political culture. The drafters of the Constitution were obsessed, perhaps to the point of paranoia, with placing checks to prevent one state or region from holding too much sway over the nation as a whole. It’s certainly an understandable impulse; nobody wanted to see the rise of an American tyrant after working so hard to throw off the shackles of a king. But that impulse led to the creation of procedures, like the filibuster, that can hardly be considered democratic.

Our system also concentrates a huge amount of power in individual senators, making it possible for a small cadre or even one senator to gum up the works and ensure that nothing gets done. In fact, I think we miss the point when we look at the Senate in terms of majority and minority parties. It’s more accurate to view the Senate as a collection of one hundred egos that are all looking for a bit of stroking.

These dynamics aren’t new, but they don’t get much attention usually because most people find the legislative process boring and removed from the realities of their own lives. The health care reform bill is one of the few times that a substantial number of Americans are watching the policymaking process in action and they are coming away feeling confused and a little repulsed. I don’t blame them. 

Aug 172009
 

The SyFy channel caused something of a stir in both the disability and gay communities when it issued the following casting call for an actress to play a quadriplegic scientist in the new Stargate Universe series:

[ELEANOR PERRY] (35-40) and quite attractive. A brilliant scientist who happens to be a quadriplegic. Affected since childhood, her disability has rendered her body physically useless. However, after being brought on board the Destiny as the only person who may be able to save the ship and her crew from certain annihilation, she is given temporary powers that enable her to walk again and to finally experience intimacy.sptv050769..Strong guest lead. NAMES PREFERRED. ACTRESS MUST BE PHYSICALLY THIN. (THINK CALISTA FLOCKHART).

io9 expands on the story by reporting that the script calls for the gimp scientist to trade bodies with a colleague who is a lesbian. Hilarity ensues when the scientist uses her colleague’s body to have some hetero sex.

The whole Stargate franchise always struck me as bland paint-by-numbers science fiction for people who don’t really like science fiction, so a high creative lameness factor is to be expected. I guess I should be offended that the casting implies call that people with quadriplegia are incapable of experiencing sex, but I don’t expect most Hollywood writers to have a clue about disability or homosexuality as it exists in the real world.

And there’s really no need to bring Calista Flockhart into all of this. The poor woman has suffered enough.

Aug 162009
 

The story of wayward extraterrestrials who receive a less-than-welcoming reception from us Earthlings is a Hollywood trope whose roots can be traced back to movies like The Day the Earth Stood Still and persists in District 9. District 9 is the latest incarnation of the familiar tale and this time, the giant mothership comes to a halt over Johannesburg and carries a sizable crew of half-starved insectoid aliens that soon acquire the derogatory appellation of “prawns”. How the prawns came to Earth is never clearly explained, but the South Africans set about repeating their history by placing the aliens in a segregated shantytown known as District 9. The movie picks up twenty years later as the government is preparing to forcibly move the aliens to a larger detention facility hundreds of miles away from the unfriendly and suspicious population of Johannesburg.

District 9 could have been a tired retread of better science fiction movies, but it manages to give homage to those movies while making a lasting impression of its own. The movie veers from standard Hollywood fare by making most of the major human characters pretty unsympathetic. The protagonist is a loathsome mid-level bureaucrat who regards the prawns with thinly disguised contempt. And the aliens are decidedly alien; the movie makes no attempt to turn them into cuddly pieces of merchandise. The story also draws clear parallels with not only apartheid, but all the ill-fated attempts to segregate a minority population from the majority.

District 9 also succeeds at being a raucously fun summer popcorn movie. Besides the aliens (who are some of the most expertly rendered CGI characters I’ve seen so far), the movie has plenty of gunplay, badass alien weaponry, giant robots, and chase scenes. This is the best original science fiction film since Children of Men and obligatory viewing for any fan of the genre.

Aug 152009
 

I wrote a post a few weeks ago about Riam Dean, the young British woman who was reassigned from her job as an Abercrombie & Fitch store clerk because her prosthetic arm didn’t comply with the chain’s “look policy”. A U.K. employment tribunal recently ruled that she had experienced unlawful harassment and awarded her £8,000 in damages. It also ruled that she did not experience disability discrimination. I don’t know enough about British employment law to know the standard of proof for establishing a claim of disability discrimination, but I’m puzzled as to how the tribunal could find that that she was harassed without experiencing discrimination. The facts seem to indicate that her harassment is the direct result of her employer’s discriminatory attitude regarding her disability. Perhaps some solicitor from across the pond can explain the distinction to me.

Nevertheless, it’s good to see that Dean received some compensation for the horrible treatment she received. Hopefully, A&F’s higher-ups will do a better job of keeping it’s more clueless employees in check.

Thanks to Rose for the tip.

Aug 142009
 

One feature of my new entertainment system that I quite like is the ability to stream Netflix videos onto my television. Netflix offers a surprising amount of decent content that can be streamed at any time, such the original Star Trek series and both recent and older movies. The Internet being the Internet, the video can still stutter and lag at times. But when the network is free of hiccups, the video quality is almost indistinguishable from a DVD. Physical media isn’t going to be displaced for a long time, but digital delivery of video is likely to be commonplace in another five to seven years. In the meantime, I’m happy to be the future’s beta tester.

Aug 132009
 

Wired has a story about a Minneapolis flight instructor who developed hand controls that enable people with disabilities to fly small planes. The controls are still in the prototype phase, but their design seems pretty ingenious. I’d be curious to know whether able-bodied pilots take a liking to them as well. Modifications of all kinds that are originally made for accessibility purposes tend to become popular with the impairment-free crowd. These modifications can be rather obvious (think curbcuts), but nobody thinks of them until the gimps get uppity.

Aug 122009
 

As a follow-up to yesterday’s post, here’s Guardian columnist Hugh Muir commenting on the ridiculous IBD editorial that warned about the hazards of the U.K.’s national health care system to Stephen Hawking’s mortality:

We say his life is far from worthless, as they do at Addenbrooke’s hospital, Cambridge, where Professor Hawking, who has motor neurone disease, was treated for chest problems in April. As indeed does he. “I wouldn’t be here today if it were not for the NHS,” he told us. “I have received a large amount of high-quality treatment without which I would not have survived.” Something here is worthless. And it’s not him.

I propose that when Hawking and I enter the ring for our Stellar Smackdown (trademark pending), we both wear T-shirts with the words THIS FIGHT MADE POSSIBLE BY GOVERNMENT HEALTH CARE emblazoned across the front and back. We’ll set up a web storefront to sell hoodies and tank tops that bear the same logo. Our clothing line will become the hottest thing since the trucker hat. Before long, celebrities will appear on PerezHilton wearing our stuff. And that’s how we’ll market socialized medicine to the American people. Watch and learn, Democrats.